*it's a quiet, cold morning in Denumald. Suddenly, a loud BANG is heard*
Player: GOOD MORNING, WHORES!
Riddler 1: *groaning sleepily* Dude...
Riddler 2: What time is it...?
Riddler 1: Fuck if I know...
Player: IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR ASSES KICKED, BITCHES!
Riddler 3: I don't get paid enough for this...
Riddler 4: We don't get paid at all...
Riddler 2: FUCK!
Riddler 1: Who's gonna wake up-?
Riddler 4: Nobody, dipshit, go back to sleep.
Player, bored as all hell: Come on! I'm bored and I already finished all of the quests!
Riddler 2: Good for you, now shut up.
Player: Meh, fine. I need a stronger sword anyways. *leaves*
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Vampire's Fall Origins? I think?
FanfictionMemes and stories of a game that nobody's probably ever heard of. Fun. ⚠WARNING, will mention triggering subjects such as cursing, eating disorders, blood, death, and others. Semi-mature content. Not recommended for children.⚠
