AKA Player likes Sava, but can't flirt to save their life. ⚠suggestive comments, cheesy flirting, terrible puns, and horny vampires getting cockblocked by a random Stalker beast⚠
Player: Hey Sava, are you a doctor? Because I broke my leg falling for you~.
Sava: Stop breaking your damn bones! I already said I wasn't going to heal you again!
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Player: Hey, wanna be the peanut butter to my jelly?
Sava: Wanna make like a tree and leaf?
Player: Oh...
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Player: Doc! Why don't ya save a horse and ride me instead~?
Sava: I will set you on fire.
Player: Please don't.
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Player: Hey Sava, what do you want for dinner?
Sava: You.
Player: Sir that's canni-oh. OH. Okay! *suddenly pinned up against a tree*
-Suddenly, a wild Stalker beast appears!-
Player: huh?
-Stalker beast used cockblock! It's super effective!-
Player: Oh for fuck's sake! I was just about to get screwed!
Sava: Maybe later, then~
A/N: I am so sorry.
No I'm not.
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Vampire's Fall Origins? I think?
FanfictionMemes and stories of a game that nobody's probably ever heard of. Fun. ⚠WARNING, will mention triggering subjects such as cursing, eating disorders, blood, death, and others. Semi-mature content. Not recommended for children.⚠
