Van Helsing: What?! How did you get across?!
Player: I-
Van Helsing: No matter! Prepare to fight!
Player: Hold the fuck up!
Van Helsing: ???
Player: Why the hell are you so SMALL??????
Van Helsing: We're really going to ask that?
Player: Yes. Why are you so tiny? You're barely at my chest, and I'm short for my age!
A/N: Seriously though. When you battle him, he's only up to your chest. It's hilarious, especially when your character's female, because he's still only chest high, and the female characters are smaller than the males. He's so fuCKING TINY- *wheezing in a corner* And I'm five foot three, so you're going to be at least under 4'10 if I call you short. I hate him so fucking much... And I hate being short... Help...
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Vampire's Fall Origins? I think?
FanfictionMemes and stories of a game that nobody's probably ever heard of. Fun. ⚠WARNING, will mention triggering subjects such as cursing, eating disorders, blood, death, and others. Semi-mature content. Not recommended for children.⚠
