Trouble

headcanons

- they took a picture together in a photo booth on their second date, with their faces mushed together against the camera. kiba's been carrying that photo in his wallet ever since. [y/n often jokes that it serves as a reminder on who's spending the majority of his money.]

- he cried when he had to say goodbye to akamaru. he still keeps a picture of him and the canine as the wallpaper for his cellphone.

- she got him a puppy for christmas years later. [he cried back then, too.]

- y/n spoons him when he's feeling overwhelmed from work and is unable to get sleep because of it.

- he tries to cook for her when she's sad, but nearly sets the kitchen on fire every single time. it cheers her up, no matter how badly burnt the food on her plate ends up being.

- kiba and naruto still have sleepovers. [y/n and sakura aren't allowed to join.]

- he listens to classic rock, but secretly loves daft punk and mac miller. the spins is his favourite song. [he sings it only when nobody is around.]

- his forehead kisses are her favourite.

- he loves to ruin her hair by ruffling it any chance he gets.

- y/n and naruto often team-up to make fun of him. it drives kiba insane.

- she's a terrible driver. whenever she's behind the steering wheel, he grips the handle above the car window like his life depends on it. [it does.]

- he grumbles whenever she wants to go shopping, but still carries the bags for her and tries to offer advice when she asks for it. [she always ends up choosing the opposite article from what he picks, but he has long since learned to live with it.]

- his kids have him wrapped around their little finger. y/n has to be the strict parent in most situations, because he simply isn't capable of saying no.

- whenever his son throws a tantrum and screams, kiba does just the same. it's pure chaos.

- he is ready to fight anyone who even looks at her the wrong way.

- she is ready to do just the same.

- he always offers to drive ino home, so she doesn't have to walk alone. cop instinct.

- naruto still calls him kibz.

- he never stopped taunting sasuke about tamaki being his ex-girlfriend.

- he still cares about his dad leaving him. the disappointment never truly went away.

- she knows. [and never misses a chance to tell him how great of a father he is, to make him feel better.]

- he was naruto's best man. naruto was his, too.

- he has that contagious laugh that turns into a breathless wheeze whenever he finds something really funny. he also repeatedly slams his fist against the table or whatever thing in attempt to catch air. naruto is the same.

- he is ready to fuck whenever, wherever.

- she often has headaches because of that exact fact.

- he still teaches her self-defence, despite that she's turned into a pro over the years.

- she took over the diner after her uncle retired. kiba forced her to give him a coupon for free food for life. her uncle wasn't happy.

- naruto and y/n are still the only people to have seen him cry.

- the three most important women in his life are y/n, his mother and his sister.

- she loves the way his nose scrunches whenever he grins.

- he sings in the shower. she hates it.

- his love language is touch.

- she mumbles in her sleep. he's low-key sure she's trying to summon the devil.

- naruto adores her.

- kiba loves holding her hand.

- she loves him.

- but he loves her more.