Incorrect DBZ Quotes Pt 1

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This is just for fun -

Gohan: *sits down a card* Ace of Spades!
Pan: *pulls out an uno card* +4!
Goten: *pulls out a Pokémon card* Pikachu, I choose you!
Trunks: *on the verse of tears* what the hell are you Sons playing?

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Pan, angrily: ARE YOU -
Trunks: fucking
Pan: KIDDING ME. YOU -
Trunks: fucking
Pan: IDIOT!
Marron: What was that...?
Trunks: Chi-Chi banned Pan from swearing so I've volunteered to help her out.

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Bulla: Why is Goten carrying around a potted plant?
Trunks: He asked too many stupid questions today so I'm making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted.

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Trunks: *taps table*
Goten: *taps back*
Gohan, suspiciously: What are they doing?
Marron: *not looking up from the book she's reading* Morse code.
Trunks: *aggressively taps table*
Goten: *slams hand on the table* YOU BITCH! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Goku: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?
Bulma: You are a hazard to society.
Vegeta: And a coward. Do 20.

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Trunks: *Banging a pen on the table* fucking work!
Pan: Hey, don't be mean to the pen. How would you feel if I banged you on the table?
Trunks: *smirking* Let's find out.
Pan: *groans* I did not think that through.

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Goten: I got a snake! What should I name it?
Chi-Chi: Excuse me, you got a what -
Goku: William Snakespeare.

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*SET IN THE GREEK MYTH AU*
Trunks: Would you like to ride my horse?
Pan: *whispering* I'd like to ride you.
Trunks: What?
Pan: What?
Random Goblin: She said she would like to ride you, which is confusing considering you're not a horse.
Bulla and Marron: *face palming*

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Chi-Chi: Is everything okay over there? I smell something burning.
Goku: *leaning against the counter to block Chi-Chi's view of the oven* Just my burning love for you, as always!
Chi-Chi: I can see the fire behind you...

MORE TO COME!

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