Incorrect DBZ Quotes Pt 3
Bulla: Can I go over to Marron's with Pan for a girls night?
Vegeta: Will there be alcohol?
Bulla: Only in the nail polish remover.
Vegeta: As long as you don't drink it.
Vegeta: My job as a parent is done.
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Chi-Chi: On no! The power went out!
Goten: Don't worry, Mom! I got this! *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Chi-Chi: WHAT -
Pan: The idiot swallowed glow sticks.
Chi-Chi: *on the verge of tears* WHY WOULD YOU -
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Vegeta: Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Bulma:
Bulma: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
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Pan: There's only one thing worse than dying! *rips paper to reveal Trunks' name above the word dying*
Trunks: *nodding wisely* Myself
Pan: NO!
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Goten: Hey, Trunks! What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Trunks: If you say an addict-ionary, I'm never speaking to you again.
Goten: I was going to say high definition, but yours is so much better!
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Goten: Trunks is my best friend! Last year, we even shared a toothbrush!
Trunks: ... I was not aware of this fact.
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Vegeta: I only have one emotion and it's anger!
Bulma: Last night, you texted me a hundred heart emojis.
Vegeta: OUT OF ANGER!
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Gohan: *joined the group chat*
Pan: It's dad!
Bulla: Hi, dad!
Marron: Daddy ;)
Trunks: #notmydaddy
Goten: Daddio! :D
Gohan: *leaves the group chat*
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Vegeta: If you have ten cookies, and I ask for five, how many would you have?
Bulla: None.
Vegeta: It's basic math, it's not that hard.
Bulla: I would give them all to you, because I love you, Daddy.
Vegeta:
Vegeta: *visibly holding back tears* Disgusting. Absolutely repulsive. Get out of my house.
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Pan: Surprise! I'm pregnant!
Gohan: *choking on his coffee* You're WHAT?! Who's the father?!
Pan: Uh, Trunks? Who else would it be?
Goten: *choking on his orange juice* He's the WHAT?!
Pan: Calm down you two! He's my husband, remember?!
Goku: *choking on his chocolate milk* YOU'RE MARRIED?!?
Pan: Papa, please! You walked me down the aisle!
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FanfictionJust a bunch of pieces from mangas & cartoons that I have edited or colored to make into my precious OTP. There are other couples included in here as well! :)
