Incorrect DBZ Quotes Pt 2

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NCORRECT DBZ QUOTES PT 2

Pan: don't worry, Trunks. You have everything you need in order to defeat the monster.

Trunks: The power to believe in myself?

Pan: No, a sword. Stab it!

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Bulma: Trunks, please keep an eye on your father today. He's in a mood and will end up punching someone if he isn't careful.

Trunks: Sure! I'd love to see Dad punch someone.

Bulma: Try again.

Trunks: *sighs* I'll stop Dad from punching anyone.

Bulma: Correct.

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7-Year-old Goten: *spending the night at Brief Manor* Trunks?

8-year-old Trunks: What?

Goten: I can't sleep -

Trunks: Well I can. *turns over* Goodnight.

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Vegeta: Your days are numbered, Kakarot!

Goku: Everyone's days are numbered, Vegeta. That's how calendars work?

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Trunks: Hey, what's up?

Vegeta: Gas prices.

Trunks: No, I mean what are you doing?

Vegeta: Your mom.

Trunks: I WANT TO MOVE OUT.

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Goten: DAD THE OVEN IS ON FIRE!

Goku: OH NO! GET AN ADULT!

Goten: YOU ARE THE ADULT!

Goku: *panic* CHI, WHERE ARE YOU?!

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Vegeta: All I want is a hug. Just a hug - from ANYONE.

Goku: *opens up his arms*

Vegeta: Ew, no.

Trunks: *opens up his arms*

Vegeta: Maybe later.

Bulla: *opens up her arms*

Vegeta: I'm going to take a rain check.

Bulma: *sighs and opens up her arms*

Vegeta: Fuckin' finally!

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Trunks: *eating a piece of cake*

Pan: I want to taste of that.

Trunks: *smirks* And I want a of taste you.

Goten: *screeching and spraying them with a water bottle* HOW ABOUT NO?!

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Vegeta: *kicks open the door, looking panicked*

Bulma: What did you do?

Vegeta: Nobody died!

Bulma: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Bulla: *at starbucks* Can I get a venti vanilla latte with like seven expresso shots?

Vegeta: *standing behind her* Why not just do cocaine?!

Trunks and Bulma: *facepalming*

I LOVE THE CHOAS THAT IS THE BRIEFS

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