Incorrect DBZ Quotes Pt 4

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Chi-Chi: What are you doing?

Pan: I'm confronting the person who ruined my life.

Chi-Chi: You're yelling at a mirror.

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Marron: Trunks, I dare you -

Pan: Trunks isn't allowed to do dares.

Marron: Why not?

Trunks: *bowing his head* because I have no regard for personal safety.

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Bulla: Babe?

Goten & Seventeen: Yeah?
MY OT3 HEART

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Vegeta: Hoe don't do it.

Vegeta: *falls in love with Bulma and starts a family*

Vegeta: oh my god

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Goku: There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Saiyan way.

Gohan: Isn't that just the dangerous way?

Vegeta: Yeah, but it's a lot cooler.

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Chi-Chi: I'm going to buy some groceries, call me if you need anything.

Goku: Of course, Chi.

*five minutes later*

Goku: *calling* Chi - *explosion going off in the background* Don't be mad, but the kitchen's on fire, and - *Goten laughing in the background* Can you - *Pan screaming in the background* come home soon?! *Gohan praying in the background* PLEASE?

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Chi-Chi: I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS!

Goten: *Narrating* Despite being at a loss for words, Mom yelled at us for an hour straight.

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Pan: Pass me a napkin.

Goten: Is M'Lady's arm broken?

Pan: Yours is about to be if you don't pass me a fuckin napkin.

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Vegeta: I love my children equally! Bulla and -

Vegeta: *tries to read the smudged ink on his hand* tree

(IT'S A JOKE, I SWEAR!!!!)

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Trunks: Let's both just say, 'I'm sorry' on the count of three.

Trunks: One, two, three -

Pan:

Trunks:

Pan:

Trunks: Well, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us.

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Pan and Trunks *fighting before they started dating*

Goten: Can I please get a waffle?

Pan: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

Trunks: *laughing* YOU CAN'T EVEN REACH IT!

Pan: I'LL BUST YOUR KNEECAPS -

Goten: CAN I P L E A S E GET A WAFFLE!!

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Pan: *gasps* There's Trunks! Can you ask him if he likes me?

Bulla: You guys are married???

Pan: Can you still ask him, please??

*later that night*

Pan: *lying in bed* do you like me?

Trunks: *half-asleep* uh-huh.

Pan: Like, a lot?

Trunks: *sighs and grabs Pan so she cuddled up against him* I like like like like you so much I even love you.

Pan: *vibrating with joy*

Trunks: Satisfied?

Pan: *cuddles him* For now.

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