Chocolate Shake (a Fairly OddParents fanfic)

Wanda flies on a trip with da baby.

The sun rose like a snake-bud hunting for bees. Silent and placid the neighborhood was, it wouldn't be for long. Wanda received a very urgent letter from the fairy authorities, claiming they need her and her child in FairyWorld. Wanda was flabbergasted for she didn't expect such a message in her life! She decided that it was best to not worry her green haired hubby, Cosmo Julius Cosma, the love of her life. But little did she know that that was the biggest mistake of her life.

"I'm leaving you now, my lerve," sighed Wanda. "I'll see you in a week."

"Why????" gasped Cosmo, faking concern, knowing this was the perfect chance to be alone with the forbidden lerve of his life, Timmy Turner. Wanda embraced him one last time before hesitantly closing the door behind her baby child and her.

Alone at last, thought the devious green haired fairy. "Where's Timmy..." he demanded softly, levitating into the bedroom.

He found the brunet lying on his side fast asleep and lightly breathing. This turned Cosmo on. He gently brushed his fingertips along the boy's hair. He whispered into Timothy's ear, "Wakey Wakey...hands on meh snakey~..." This awoke Sir Turner and at first it alerted him, but then he realized it was his lerve coming to make them do the do. Timmy smirked and replied, "My bod is ready."

This turned Cosmo on even S'more. (no pun intended...) "Are you ready, Freddy?" purred the green haired cheater. "Ready as I'll ever be, Pea...green hair..." Timmy paused, "Git it????!!"

This made Cosmo's ding dong droop like Woonder's bewbs over the years of their marriage. Sir Turner sighed, "Sorry, I'm not used to this sort of foreplay. But anything for you[INSERT COMMA HERE] Cosmo."

"Okay," he said coyly, "I want you to sing the Fairly Oddparents' theme song for me."

Timmy hesitated. "This is weird, Cosmo..." The green haired sex-addict said indignantly, "No it's nOT...Just don't question it and DO IT." "Okey okey, like I said previously, anything for you," Sir Tim whispered the last part, "Cosmo Senpai~"

******"You married a winner, baby! Stick with me and I'll make you a star!!!-Stephen King. ***************************

During the frickity frack, Timmy was in the middle of the theme song...for the fifth time...

"Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries..." Cosmo hit his geh-spawt right as Timmy finished singing large fries, "C H O C O L A T E S H A K E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The last thing Cosby says to Timmy, "This has only just begun...Six more nights..."