Chocolate Shake (a Fairly OddParents fanfic)

Pay you another way.

Cosmo and Timmy were dozing in bed around noon after their long kinky night. The disturbed bedspread was crying silently, and the golden rays of sunshine soothed the soft fabric. Timmy blinked open his eyes to see Cosmo wailing.

"What's wrong, my lerve?" Sir Tim asked his green haired fairy friend.

"I'm hungry, bitch," Cosmo bluntly added.

"But you don't eat-?"

Cosmo interrupted in a high pitch voice, "I don't need your negativity in my life rn so plox shut up."

Timmy was hurt that Cosmo Senpai called him a bitch. He knew it was true but...

Cosmo saw his lerver looked blue (unlike his hair) so he caressed Sir Turner's face, saying, "I love pizza, ya nerdo, and I want it right now. But I love you more...even if you are a lil bitch."

Timmy smiled which turned into a devious smirk. "You wanna do it rn?"

"First, I want pizza," Cosmo declared while staring determinedly at the ceiling. He winked, "Plus, I got a surprise for you~"

The green haired fairy dialled Taco Bell. "Yes, I'd love some pizza, but plox just the crust."

The voice on the other line said, "Sir, would you just like some bread sticks?"

"No no no, that makes too much sense, and I won't allow it!" said Cosmo in frustration.

The man agreed and talked about how politics were ruining pizza's existence. Cosmo didn't see how those two subjects correlated, but he agreed anyway.

"Also, plox send the swagmaster," Cosmo requested, using the pizza delivery boy's code name. Cosmo then hung up his phernerner and subjected himself to waiting for Juandissimo Magnifico, the swagmaster.

Precisely four hours later, a knock came from the door and sounded throughout the house. Tim's mom answered the door. She took the pizza box and set it on EXACTLY the fifth step of the teal carpet covered staircase. This pissed Timmy off, and she was oblivious that it did. Coming to think of it, she had no idea why she did it.

Juandissimo entered after Timmy's mom because she forgot to shut the door. He tore off his white shirt, exposing his cushiony abs. He hid in the shadows until the green haired sex addict claimed the pizza. The pizza delivery man followed him up to Timmy's room.

"The swagmaster has arrived," the swagmaster exclaimed when he met Timothy.

"Wowie kazowie!" Timmy cheered in adoration of the man. Not because he was a babe or anything like that, but because he delivered pizza at Taco Bell. Like, dude, that's the dream!

"Juandissimo Magnifico is going to join us while we do the do. You down for that, Timmy?" Cosmo asked.

"Yes, of course~" Timmy swooned. "Anything for you, Cosmo Senpai!"

All three babes did the frickity frack together while eating pizza crusts. Cosmo liked to try new experiences, and he definitely liked trying them with his lerver, Sir Tim.

When the swagmaster, the green haired cheater, and the dweeb with the pink hat finished the deed, the pizza delivery man said in a deep voice, "Well, looks like I gotta Zayn! But I want my payment before I leave."

Cosmo nodded and delayed paying him for the pizza delivery service.

"How will you pay me?" Mr. Magnifico asked, sounding skeptical.

"Well, I can pay you another way than you're thinking..." the green haired fairy wiggled his eyebrows and leaned in, "...with pENNIES!"