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stray kıds🧒🏻
sun, mar 20, 12:00 am

i.n👑
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
MY FAVORITE
PROSTITUTEEE🥳🥳
luh you stink

seung
happy birthday whore bag

mr. bang christopher🐺
y'all are so vulgar😟
happy birthday hyunjin

🐿
happy birthday hyunjinnie
love youuuuuuu
🥳🎉🎂😘🎈🎊🎁

lee always knows
happy birthday son🎂

felix☀️
happy birthday twin☺️💛

laundry basket🧺
happy glo day jin

i.n👑
changbin let's not be ghetto
just say happy birthday

laundry basket🧺
happy you day yo‼️

lee always knows
where tf is he?

felix☀️
i think he actually muted
us💔

seung
changbin stop
just say happy birthday
it's okay

laundry basket🧺
mmcht
happy birthday hyunjin

whore
yea i actually muted y'all
but thanks to everyone
but jeongin and stigma

i.n👑
LMFAOOOO
WHO TF IS STIGMAAAAAA

seung
i think that's supposed to
be me
but i'm trying to figure
out how you misspell
seungmin as stigma the
letters aren't even close
to each other

i.n👑
and your name is longer

whore
i may or may not have
had a few dranks

lee always knows
it only 12:07 am and
you're drunk already?

whore
yes
i started early

felix☀️
how many drinks have
you had?

whore
3?

mr. bang christopher🐺
3 of what?

whore
soji

mr. bang christopher🐺
please go lay down

felix☀️
oh my

laundry basket🧺
go tf to bed

whore
i am in brf

🐿
where tf are you?
your bed is empty

whore
huh?
i'm literally in bed han

🐿
who's because it's not
yours

lee always knows
idk how he got in but
he's in my bed🧍🏻

🐿
take good care of him
we don't want him to be
sick on his birthday

lee always knows
did anyone see him
come in?

felix☀️
not at all

seung
nope

i.n👑
^

lee always knows
HOW?
y'all are literally in the
living room

felix☀️
🤷🏼

seung
maybe he came in
before we got back

whore
goodnight guys
love y'all🧑🏻‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏼💜

mr. bang christopher🐺
the emoji???

seung
ayo

i.n👑
that's a lil💅🏼

🐿
love you too hyunjin

felix☀️
love you too

laundry basket🧺
don't throw up in your
sleep pls
seen by all

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-monty
4/5/22
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