''Tell me who you are or I'm gonna track you down'' - Natasha x reader

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Mommy😟😤

Nat you coming?

I'm on the way Y/n

I'm bored

Talk to your cellmate

I'm not in a cell

You probaly are
Because of all the crimes you did

DID THE BARTENDER FOUND ME?

WHO?!

A BARTENDER THAT I ONCE PUKE ON
In my defence, he is a homophobic man

I was joking.

Oh.
Welp.

Look Y/n
I'm coming soon dw

Nat come fast I'm having intrusive thoughts

Be brave

HOW CAN I BE IF I'M THE VICTIM?

STAY BRAVE

Nat
Can you describe your boobs by sending a pic of it? ;)

I-
I'm leaving bye!

NAT PLEAS DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS PSYCHOPATH
NAT PLEAS
WE WILL MARRY AND HAVE SEX
NATTTTTT
Delivered

''Look I'm so innocent, when I came out of my mother's peepee, I look back and said what is that?''

''You came out of your mom's peepee?'' Y/n asked confused, ''isn't that right?'' Miya asked ''No, you came out of your mom's vajayjay'' I snort as I remembered Nat saying that.

''Hmm, see I don't even know what the name is'' Miya said proudly.

Two man burst in and tied both Y/n and Miya's hands. ''Look man I'm into kinky shit but this isn't it-'' the man blindfolded both of them and carried them.

''My oh my, I feel like some royal shit'' Miya commented ''Except we're probably gonna die'' Y/n added.

''Don't worry Y/n, dying is not that deep, we just sleep for eternity'' Miya said ''Why do we always end up with depressed ones?'' The man said.

''Anygays, guys, how do mermaids have sex?'' Y/n asked ''That's a good question'' Miya added.

The two man dropped them down and took off their blindfolds, ''I can't do this anymore'' one man said ''Me too'' the other agreed and the two left them.

''Hey our hands are tied!'' Miya shouted ''Figure out yourselves bitches''

''I THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME TO SAY THAT CAN I HAVE YOUR MOM'S NUMBER?'' Y/n shouted but apparently the man didn't hear it.

Y/n sighed, ''Great!'' She said sarcastically.

''My friend, if this worlds abandons you, don't worry, I'll come to you, tell you my life story, you know it's beautiful and sing to you, Ohhhhh-'' Y/n ears almost bleed.

Now she have to go through this until Nat comes and save her.

Hehe:)