"Curiouser yet Curiouser" DarkxChild!Reader

Chapter 32; The Main Character

He looked at himself in the mirror, giving himself a devilish grin. He was the main character and he knew it, everyone around him were just side characters.

His room was large and a sweet chocolate brown. Pill bottles were strewn about, dotting the room with orange spots. His bed was a lavish, royal red, perfectly made with a single stuffed animal in the center of it. It was pressed into the rightmost corner of his room, a window like a t-bone to the bed that overlooked the pool below. He had a vanity in the front left corner, a large folding mirror on the corner to the left of his bed a closet in the front right corner of the room. Confusing, right?

Between the mirror and bed was the doorway to the bathroom, which was beautifully marbled. There was a combination bath and shower, a toilet cast in gold and a sink that remained in that wonderful white marble. There were 3 razors of different sizes- all of the same brand. There were 15 combos of different lengths, heights and sizes. Makeup pallets were strewn in a small section on the counter, reserved for the top right corner. A beautiful mess.

He observed himself in the vanity mirror for a moment more before gracing the full body folding mirrors with his presence. He was tall, 6'5 without heels. His hair was slick and perfectly trimmed. There was not a wrinkle in his perfect black suit that easily cost him a 1000 dollars, perfectly tailored to his liking. His shoes perfectly shined. His eyes were a deep deep brown, almost appearing black. His face was shaved, the tan skin untapped with. His glasses, rectangular as they were, perfectly affixed to his face. His teeth, white as pearls and sharp as a sharks.

"The one.

The only.

Bim Trimmer!"

Bim exclaimed to himself, his reflections clapping as he gave a bow, picking up a microphone from its holder on the wall and walking around the mirrored area. "Thank you, thank you, you're a lively audience." He said, blowing a kiss to the Bim in Mirror 3, who fell over upon receiving it, quickly being replaced with another reflection, the clapping quieting and coming to a stop. Charismatic as ever, Bim chuckled,

"So, my lovely contestants, it is time for another game of: Hire My Ass!" He exclaimed.

The people in the mirror morphed as Bim turned around to face his non existent audience. When he turned back around, mirror 1 contained a young man with brown hair, an older man with a beard and a sleazy cars salesman. "Beautiful, beautiful." He remarked, looking away from his mirror as he heard a familiar "Ding ding".

"Time already?" He questioned, looking at his mirrors, who seemed distraught at needing to be torn away from their beloved Bim Trimmer. "Im sorry lovelies! We will have to continue at a later time!"

Ding ding!

Bim sat the microphone down in its holder once again, fixing it upright before making his fashionable way to the bathroom.

Ding ding!

He approached the bathroom, greeting himself in a mirror with finger guns, which shot right back at him. "Still awful with that aim!" He remarked, approaching his sink and opening a drawer.

Ding ding!

He could feel that noise now.

He pulled open the drawer with grace, gracing the orange bottle below with a grab by his fine hands.

Ding Ding!

"We'll have our winner soon! Ring not that bell! Touch not that dial!"

He twisted the cap with a humble hum, pouring a singular white tablet into his palm before twisting it shut.

Ding Ding!

He looked at his assortment of dental hygiene items, picking up a small plastic cup with a graphic of him on it. He kissed the small face of his on the cup before placing it under the now running water of the tap.

Ding Ding!

He turned off the water, placing the pill on his tongue and swallowing it with a glorious gulp of water.

He closed his eyes, his steady hands on the counter as the dining slowly faded into the background.

Ding ding done for now.

Now, back to being the main character.