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HunterxHunter: LGBTQ+ community! I would like for all of you to join me, in celebration for Luz's coming out anniversary

Luzura: bitch you actually remembered?????

HunterxHunter: lmao of course

eeVee: wooooo!! Congrats on another year of being Bisexual and Non-Binary!!

Luzura: well, garsh yall thanks <3

HunterxHunter: I got you a cake

Luzura: awww Hunter 🥺

Bowlingball: awww Luz!! Congrats on being gay 👏

Non-vine-ary: congrats on another NB 👏

Flowerpot: congratulations!!!

Buscketrcool: yay Luz!!!

Simpity: congratulations Luz 💜

Bowlingball: don't be gay Ams

Simpity: I will cut you.

Luzura: yall-- 🥺

Luzura: I can't believe we're celebrating this wtf

HunterxHunter: are you gonna eat your cake or not

eeVee: it's ice-cream cake !!!

Luzura: YES OMW

Simpity: why do I have a feeling this is going to turn out badly,,,

Non-vine-ary: it's Hunter what do you expect

Simpity: true

Luzura: HUNTER AND VEE IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS

Simpity: called it

Non-vine-ary: didn't expect Vee to be part of it--

Simpity: she's always involved

Simpity: I literally killed her 300 times

eeVee: it's true

Luzura: Vee.

eeVee: shit--

Non-vine-ary: wait Luz I thought you were lactose?? You can't even eat ice cream lmao

Simpity: yeah wtf??

Luzura: shhh

Non-vine-ary: bruh

HunterxHunter: great. I have ice cream stuck in my hair

Simpity: good. You need a haircut

Simpity: be bald, stinky

HunterxHunter: SHUT UP AT LEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE A STICK OF SPEARMINT GUM

Simpity: AT LEAST I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU

HunterxHunter: BITCH YOURE UGLY AS HELL LOOK AT YOU

Simpity: WHORE IM THE MOST GORGEOUS MOTHER FUCKER HERE

Simpity: IM NOT LOOKING SCRAWNY LIKE YOUR TWINK ASS

HunterxHunter: IF YOURE SO GORGEOUS WHERES YOUR BITCHES AT??

HunterxHunter: HMM?

Simpity: I GET BITCHES LEFT AND RIGHT

HunterxHunter: SURRRRE

eeVee: this is so entertaining

Non-vine-ary: IMLITERRALYROLLIGNAROUNDONTHWFROUNDYALLPLEAS3

Luzura: KAJDJDNDHAKYALLCOILL

Bowlingball: Amity you don't get bitches

Simpity: shut up bitch

Bowlingball: yes mommy 😍

Simpity: 🤢

Simpity: no--

Luzura: BOSCHASNJDJAKA

Non-vine-ary: PLEASE

eeVee: EYE--

HunterxHunter: I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THAT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH EVER AGAIN BOSCHA.

Bowlingball: PLEASE

Bowlingball: actually the real mommy is Amity's older sister, Amelia 😍🥵

Simpity: ......

Non-vine-ary: tru--

Simpity: VINEY

Non-vine-ary: WHAT

eeVee: boshca isn't wrong--

Simpity: STOP SIMPING OVER MY SISTER 😭😭

Luzura: 👀😳

Simpity: Luz--

Simpity: pls no--

Luzura: I'm sorry but,,

Luzura: they're not wrong..

Simpity: LUZ 😭😭💀

Bowlingball: damn-- even Luz is down bad for Amelia

HunterxHunter: I may be gay, but I will admit Amelia is hot

Simpity: STOP CALLING MY SISTER HOT

Luzura: tbh you and Amelia are literal copy and paste

Bowlingball: tru

Bowlingball: except Ame is taller and has longer hair

Bowlingball: and big tits

Simpity: gee thanks

Bowlingball: you're welcome :)

Luzura: I think Amity looks perfect the way she is

Simpity: ajndjdkdkalaaawwwluz,,,

HunterxHunter: fruit

Simpity: shut it twink.

HunterxHunter: lesbian 🤢

Simpity: I will end your life

eeVee: Amity on her murdering spree again

Luzura: Amity Blight, charged with 1st and 2nd degree murder

Simpity: fr

Non-vine-ary: I feel like she would also be charged with voluntary manslaughter

Bowlingball: she would, and arson since she set the microwave on fire one time

Simpity: THAT WAS ONE TIME

Bowlingball: most traumatic moment skara and I experienced

Simpity: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

HunterxHunter: I'm not surprised

Non-vine-ary: me neither

Simpity: STOP 😭

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