[10:28 AM]
Luzura: god.
Luzura: oh fuck,,,,
Flowerpot: what is it Luz?
Luzura: I fucked up--
Bucketsrcool: oh lord, what did you do
Flowerpot: Luz, what did you do.
Luzura: oooooookay-- soooo--
Luzura: I was in my digital arts class and this girl came up to me asking me a bunch of questions and I wasn't really paying attention and I guess she asked me out on a date and I accidentally said yes and now I have a date tomorrow with her and it's going to be so fricken awkward because I have no clue who this girl is and idk what the fuck to do---
Flowerpot: •-•
Luzura: WILLOW PLs
Flowerpot: good luck 👍
Luzura: WILLOW
Bucketsrcool: missed the part where that's our problem
Luzura: GUS 😭
Luzura: I THOUGHT YALL WERE MY BROS
Bucketsrcool: you chose hoes before bros 😔
Luzura: NOOOO!!!!!(@&!!#&@&!(@,
Bowlingball: LUZ GOT BITCHES?!!??
Luzura: NO! NO BITCHES
Bowlingball: you're about to get stitches tho 😶
Luzura: HUH!??!
Simpity: Luz....
Luzura: AMITY
Luzura: OH CRAMITY
Luzura went idle
Bowlingball: BRUH
Bowlingball: Amity? You good?
Simpity: it's whatever...
Simpity went idle
Flowerpot: uh oh..
Bucketsrcool: um...
Bowlingball: :(
Bowlingball: flowers could you go comfort Ams, I would do it but I'm in class....
Flowerpot: of course
Bowlingball: thank you ❤️
Bucketsrcool: I hope she doesn't think Luz is going to actually go out with that random girl
Flowerpot: me too...
Bowlingball: yeah...
[11:02 PM]
Private chat with Bowlingball and Luzura
Bowlingball: dude.
Luzura: yeah?
Bowlingball: please tell me you are going to reject that girls date
Luzura: I mean... I want to but I don't know how...
Luzura: I don't wanna be mean about it!
Luzura: and when Amity saw the chat I freaked out more
Luzura: I hope she doesn't think I like this random girl..
Bowlingball: dude, trust me
Bowlingball: Amity knows better than to think like that
Luzura: yeah...
Bowlingball: I'm surprised neither of you are trying to ask each other out
Luzura: I don't know if she even...
Luzura: wait,,
Luzura: AMITY LIKES ME!?!?
Bowlingball: i--
Bowlingball: I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!?!?
Luzura: WHAT
Luzura: NO THIS IS NEWS TO ME
Bowlingball: ARE YOU DUMB
Luzura: A BIT YEAH
Bowlingball: SMH MY HEAD
Bowlingball: GIRL
Bowlingball: AMITY LIKES
Bowlingball: NOT EVEN LIKES, IS DEEPLY HARDCORE IN LOVE WITH YOU
Bowlingball: LIKE HAS A GIGANTIC MEGA ULTRA GINORMOUS BIG SWINGING DICK JUMBO HEAVY LICKING VERY HUGE CRUSH ON YOU
Luzura: aJAJSJAK*!,@&#&((KAJAJA
Luzura: BRUH 😭😭😭
Luzura: should I lie to the girl saying I have a gf 😳🤭
Bowlingball: bet 👀
Bowlingball: your gf better be Amity
Luzura: 😏
Bowlingball: 😳
[2:26 PM]
Luzura: crisis is averted
Bowlingball: how did the girl take it?
Luzura: that's the other problem
Bowlingball: huh ?
Luzura: she wants to fight "my said gf" 🙃
Bowlingball: BAAHUQKDJHWJALUZ
Luzura: I told her if she lays a hand on my girl I'm round house kicking her ass back to her parents basement
Bowlingball: HELP
Luzura: then she started fighting me and a crowd formed around us
Skarawr: is that what it was earlier??
Luzura: lmao yeah
Bowlingball: THEN WHAT HAPPENED???!?!
Luzura: I took the punches until a security guard came over to pull her off me
Luzura: I used my AMAZING acting skills and pretended like she broke every bone in my body and now she's most likely getting kicked out of this university
Skarawr: DAMN LUZ
Bowlingball: THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Luzura: I may or may not be going to court but it was worth protecting "my gf"
Bowlingball: LMAO
Skarawr: your WHAT
Bowlingball: Luz's imaginary gf lmao
Luzura: yeah we're gon watch a movie later while making out
Bowlingball: PLEASE
Skarawr: Luz you are just a whole bunch of chaos
Luzura: 😁
YOU ARE READING
5 feet apart cuz they're not gay
HumorJust TOH story chat college tings TW: mentions of substances (weed and alcohol), language, sexual intentions, mentions of abuse, mentions of death, mentions of suicide NOTE: I went through trauma myself and if I write these characters joking about t...
