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Journal Entry no. 9 - Sleepless Nights

I sobered up last night. And I didn't get any sleep. At all.

The Fuuuuuck?!

You know that feeling where your body just wants to sleep but your mind doesn't so you have no choice but to do shit because not doing anything starts to bore you and it doesn't help to let you sleep? Yeah, that's what I feel right now.

I've been awake since 4 o'clock in the afternoon (yesterday) up until now and it's like quarter to 10. 29 - almost 30 hours. Damn. I didn't even have any coffee whatsoever and right now, I feel like crap. I'm dead fucking tired but I can't sleep because I'm outside, being productive. Damn bitch.

Since I can't sleep - I won't be able to sleep, rather. I'm just going to talk about random stuff like how the Earth goes around the sun or how Sherlock Holmes (Benedict Cumberbatch) doesn't know that fact or how Jim Moriarty's back after he blew his brains out or, or the fact that Sherlock only has 3 episodes per season and it airs every 2 years! Right? Right?! Fucking bitches! Fuck Moffat for not understanding the fans!

Well, at least it still airs.

Shut up, brain! I wasn't talking to you, you motherfucker. I suddenly realized that I took over my beloved sister's brain. This is her evil Russian twin, speaking, Joey.

On behalf of my twin, I would like to thank you all for reading this wonderful journals. On the 10th journal, my sister's planning to write an about her and her life story, so basically, that's tomorrow.

So yeah, I'm going to return to my sister's frigging brain and be her evil subconscious. Goodbye!

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How's talking to Joey? Haha! She's right about that. For the 10th entry, it's going to be about me. So yeah.

Let's end this with that!

Whooo!

J.