!!Tw: swear words!!
Uncle Saleh was a man who's sex drive is very high .though he had never done " it" , he was horny day and night and day and night. He worked as a professional horny mother fucker- no i mean farmer :)
One day, Uncle Salleh wanted to work on his large potato farm (which he inherited from his homosexual father when he died of ligma) he woke up and started getting ready for his job. It was a hot day (not as hot as him)and unfortunately for Uncle Salleh, he had chosen to work on his large potato farm today of all days. (what a dumb fuck) "Well, there's no point in going back home now, is there?" said Uncle Salleh. Deep inside he knew that today was going to be a very, very long day. His huge ass forehead was glistening with sweat and he didn't even do anything yet. He took hold of his potato rake (he also uses the rake as a dildo sometimes) and squinted his eyes to look at the sun, which was unusually bright today. With a deep sigh, he started working.
After quite some time, Uncle Salleh finally finished working. He decided to take a short nap under a tree as he was very tired by the work he had done. He gathered all the potatoes that he had collected in the last few hours and shoved them into a potato sack. He let a toothy grin cover his face as he started walking to the tree. He sat down and placed his potato sack beside him. Uncle Salleh let himself drift off into sleep.( Now this motherfucker is sleeping, wow)
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HumorMe and my platonic partner( @Bald_Kaeya pls go follow them) decided to make this fic cause we were bored as fuck This was based of a essay thier teacher told them to write This is all satire so please dont take this seriously! Anyways, hope you en...
