"W-wait your d-dreamsexual...?" asked Uncle Salleh. The monkey nodded while staring at the ground.
"O-o-o-o-o-o-h........." he stuttered,("O-o-o-o-o-o-h........." Boy shut up oml )Uncle Salleh developed tiny feelings for the monkey even though they had just met. (Love at first sight they say)
"Where are y-you staying now...? He asked. Uncle Salleh was genuinely very worried about the monkey.
"I was staying at Dr. Phil's house." answered the monkey. "But after a few hours living there, I realized that Dr. Phil was a masochist. He always brought dudes, gals and non-binary pals into his room to do the devil's tango. I got tired of hearing the moaning sounds, so I left."
"I never knew Dr. Phil was a masochist..." said Uncle Salleh, but he was LYING.( Damn you a little liar) He had done the deed with Dr. Phil last month. He dmed Dr. Phil on Instagram saying :
Salleh_shreksupermacy: Eyy, whaddup shawty!! Do u want 2 do 69 w/ me???
Dr. Phil: O-oh really~?
Salleh_shreksupermacy: Ye
Salleh_shreksupermacy: So...you up for that my man?
Dr. Phil: Alright.
Salleh_shreksupermacy: So are you gonna go to my house or what?
Dr. Phil: No, you should come over to my house.
Salleh_shreksupermacy: oki! uwu
Dr. Phil: cutely sends location
Salleh_shreksupermacy: I can't wait to meet you Phil wink
Dr. Phil: M-me too o///o
Uncle Salleh wasn't sure if he still had feelings for the man, maybe he did. The monkey muttered something under its breath and it caught Uncle Salleh's attention.
"Sorry, I didn't quite catch that." Said Uncle Salleh. "Oh, it's nothing. It's j-just that..." the monkey sighed and faced Uncle Salleh. Their orbs met and Uncle Salleh's gaze softened at the sight of the beautiful and sexy monkey.
"C-can I l-live with you?" asked the monkey. "PLEASE!!! I DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO DO AND IF I DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO ID PROBABLY DIE!!!" pleaded the monkey.
Uncle Salleh's eyes widened but shortly after he nodded.
"Okay." Said Uncle Salleh. "W-wait really!!?!?!?!?" questioned the monkey, its feelings were overcome by the feeling of happiness.
"Yes, really. I've felt a connection with you ever since I met you 10 minutes ago." Said Uncle Salleh as he flashed the monkey a quick smile.
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A/N 1(Bald_Kaeya): I said that the next chapter would be uploaded soon but I didn't think it would be this fast-
anyways, hope you all have a good day! (also you may comment on this story since we really want to know your opinions about this!)
A/N 2: heloo kings, queens and the royal in-betweens , uhh hope you have a great day!! Remember to eat and drink and yeah Ig . Bai!!
-Avira :0
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The lovestory between a man and a monkey 😻😻
HumorMe and my platonic partner( @Bald_Kaeya pls go follow them) decided to make this fic cause we were bored as fuck This was based of a essay thier teacher told them to write This is all satire so please dont take this seriously! Anyways, hope you en...
