!!Tw: swear words!!
Turns out that Uncle Salleh wasn’t exactly dreaming about a horny monkey talking to him, but he actually was witnessing an animal speak. He blinked his blue sparkly orbs several times.
“H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-how are y-you talking?!?!?1?!?11?!??!?!” ( oml why are you stuttering?? It's just a talking monkey) questioned Uncle Salleh, who was obviously flabbergasted (that's quite a big word ) by the situation he was in.
The monkey smirked and bit its lip.( Slay ig-) “Do I really need to answer that question shawty~?” said the monkey with a cocky tone in it's voice.
Uncle Salleh blushed and pulled a Debby Ryan. “S-so why were you checking inside my potato sack~?” he said, ( idk, MAYBE CUZ DA MONKEY WANTS IT YOU DUMB FUCK . ANYGAYS) he was now completely ignoring the fact that he was talking to a monkey.
“Oh, uh- about that…” said the monkey. The monkey raised its lanky arms and made a finger gun with both of its hands, he poked his index fingers together, now connecting them.(uh oh)
“I got kicked out of my parents house yesterday……” said the monkey. ( Cuz you're a horny ass Monkey ofc)
“What!?!? That’s horrible!!! Why did your parents kick you out??!?!?” said Uncle Salleh, who was now enraged. “How could anyone kick out such a beautiful and sexy monkey?!?!?” he thought to himself.(bleh he's a zoophile, BLEHH)
“My parents kicked me out because I came out as dreamsexual to them….”(OH NAWR , LEAVE POOR DREAM ALONE) The monkey sighed and tears started to form in its orbs.
“oh…your….d-dreamsexual…?” asked Uncle Salleh, he was a bit disappointed about that since he had developed tiny feelings for it.(BAHAHAHA NAWR)
A/N 2 :HELP ME OML , IM MENTALLY ILL FOR PUBLISHING THIS- ANYGAYS HOW ARE YOU GUYS?!1!1!!
-Avira :'D
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The lovestory between a man and a monkey 😻😻
HumorMe and my platonic partner( @Bald_Kaeya pls go follow them) decided to make this fic cause we were bored as fuck This was based of a essay thier teacher told them to write This is all satire so please dont take this seriously! Anyways, hope you en...
