!!Tw: swear words!!
Uncle Salleh was awoken from his slumber by a sudden noise. He opened his blue orbs ( oh nawrr not “orbs" what are you ?? A Disney princess?!!) and saw a very hot, sexy and beautiful monkey looking inside his potato sack. Uncle Salleh instantly shouted.
“HEY YOU MONKEY HOE GET AWAY FROM MY POTATO SACK BITCH!!!1!1!!” shouted Uncle Salleh.
The monkey blushed at Uncle Salleh’s words. The monkey’s lips twitched as it tried to speak.
“P-please call me a hoe again~” said the monkey. Uncle Salleh was shocked that he just heard a fuckin monkey say that. “W-what?!?!!?” said Uncle Salleh, his jaws now dropped.
“P-please call me that again~!” demanded the monkey. Uncle Salleh was shooketh but obliged the monkeys commands bcuz erm why not I guess. “H-hoe!” said Uncle Salleh. To Uncle Salleh's surprise, the monkey moaned (fucking monkey go “ÆHHHSHÁHH" and the farmer be finding it hot , smh)
Uncle Sallehs jaw dropped revealing his golden teeth. After the monkey moaned, it looked at Uncle Salleh with a lustful gaze.
"I-ive never met a such a hot human like you~" said the monkey. Uncle Salleh was very confused and thought that this was probably a dream. (he also got very dissapointed because most of his dreams are him getting railed by shreky daddy)
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The lovestory between a man and a monkey 😻😻
HumorMe and my platonic partner( @Bald_Kaeya pls go follow them) decided to make this fic cause we were bored as fuck This was based of a essay thier teacher told them to write This is all satire so please dont take this seriously! Anyways, hope you en...
