Homemade Dynamite [The Lego Batman fanfiction]

Prologue

[Colorful Smoke.]
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. With an ecstatic laugh, Harley Quinn and The Joker speed down the streets, the batmobile not too far from their tail. Grey clouds gathering in the sky, a light drizzle of rain falls from above. Their laughter echoes throughout the avenues as Harley floors the gas pedal, the Joker stands from his seat, grinning mischievously at the long, black car following their neon purple and green vehicle. Pure joy washes over him, he enjoys causing chaos in Gotham, but being able to do so with his greatest enemy, he couldn't help but grin at the masked man behind the wheel.

He grabs a couple of bombs hidden in his plum purple suit jacket, giving the first one a gentle peck. With the light red lipstick smudge, he tosses it into the streets, though he makes sure to throw just in front or next to the batmobile in order to not harm his enemy.

The bomb bursts with a large cloud of green emitting from the explosion, he holds the other bomb in his hand as he waits patiently for any sign of the dark knight. A glint crosses his eyes when seeing the car speed up, his pout twirls back into a wide smile, his spiky teeth shine under the helicopter lights. The clown continues to toss his bombs in the batmobile's direction, majority of them bounce behind and explode the cop cars, though that's not exactly what he was planning at first, it works out perfectly.

With every car flying and crashing into the others, green and purple gases filling the sky, slowly the streets becomes less crowded. The helicopters remain in the sky, and the batmobile only drives faster, but begins to slow down by the obstacles the Joker lays before them. "Try and catch me, Batboy!" The Joker teases as he throws one last bomb, this one being less damaging.

The gas spreads around the area, the civilians slowly start bursting into laughter, along with a faint violet gas blinding their visions. The Joker slips back into his seat and puts up the convertible cover of the car. He turns to Harley, her pigtails bouncing as she giggles to herself. "Want to do something more drastic?" She questions with a smirk. The Joker too giggles and shakes his head with a little sigh.

"Lay it on me, cupcake." Joker raises an eyebrow, his grin spreading from ear to ear. Lightning strikes against one of the helicopters, it twirls a hit before crashing into the second one, the two falling to the ground. With the helicopter crashing into the streets, it cuts the batmobile out of reach from the Joker for a brief moment, before leaping over the ruins. "Don't take your time, Harls, we don't have much time left for a drastic getaway."

"Relax, sugar! Why don't we pay the GCPD a little visit?" Harley sneers and takes a turn, the road being cut off by a group of police cars, officers ready to shoot. They take a quick turn into an alleyway, "Nevermind, I'll get them off your tail if you hop out, hun'!"

"Thanks, dolly," The Joker grins and jumps out of the moving vehicle just before it emerges from the darkness, policecars back on its trail. The Joker lifts himself onto the dumpster beside a fire escape, climbing up the ladder as he jumps onto it, causing it to drop down to the ground. He scurries up the escape, jumping into one of the apartments. "Ah! Sorry, sorry!" He squeals as he covers his eyes, trying to navigate out of the bathroom.

Once before the living room bathroom, he lifts the glass up and climbs onto the next fire escape. His eyes fall onto a truck, a faint brown couch strapped on top of it, driving down the road. Joker lifts himself onto the railing - planning on landing on the couch and hijacking the car from the driver. Bingo, He thinks to himself before he hops off the fire escape, preparing for the impact, but instead, the feeling of an arm wrapping around his waist and a body clashing with his, overwhelms his senses.

His emerald eyes tighten as his neon green hair bounces with the wind, a slight sense of fear flowing throughout his body. Within a minute, he's let go, his face meeting the cold cement of the roof of an apartment building. Letting out a groan, the Joker flips over, his eyes falling onto the dark knight. His cape sways ever so slightly along with the gentle breeze, the rain hitting against his figure. The man glares down at the Joker, his breathing heavy as his hands ball into fists beside him.