Justin's Bittersweet Vacation

Polly Needs A Cracker

A couple of days later, Justin decided to sleep in. Or, he tried to, at least. He woke up to the sound of the door knocking.

"For Christ's sake, Nora. It's too early for this shit!" he said, sounding annoyed.

"Sweet Cheeks? It's Ashley. Listen, I know it's a bit early for you but can I come in?"

This again? What could she want this time. Justin tried to put his pants on but it was too late. He left the door unlocked and she walked in on him, seeing his penis.

"Oh crap! Ashley, close the door." he demanded. She just stood there staring at it. She even made that whistle noise people make when someone looks hot to them.

He blushed. So what? He had a some of that morning wood. She acted surprised about that.

"Close the damn door!" he demanded again. She snapped out of it and closed it. Would've been embarrassing if someone else saw him without clothes on.

"Sorry. Bro. I was just taking in the view."

"Yeah, whatever. What did you need? It's 10 o'clock in the morning. You know I like sleeping in until at least 12."

"Well, I was wondering if you'd like to join me in seeing Polly? I messaged her and she would love to see you."

Looks like Ashley beat him to it. He agreed to tag along. It's been a while since he's seen Polly in-person. Heck, the last interaction was in August when she commented on his TeleYube video regarding his friend betraying him.

They went to her house. It was in a fancy neighborhood. I guess being a famous online really pays off if she can afford a fancy house on a tropical island. Justin longed for the day he'd be famous.

Ashley rang the doorbell. Yeah, no knocking necessary. Polly had a doorbell on her house. Damn, must be nice. She opened the door and saw them.

"Well isn't this a lovely surprise? If it isn't my two favorite people. How are you doing?"

"I'm doing great, Polly." Ashley answered.

"I'm doing Ashley every week." Justin answered as a joke.

"Oh my! You naughty boy! Please, come in. I'm making you lunch."

She let them in and he sat down on her couch. It was nice seeing Ms. Polly again. He wondered if she still had her... Nah. Forget it. It would be rude to ask that.

"What's for lunch?" he asked, trying to forget the other question he wanted to ask.

"I'm making one of your favorites, JD. It's Salisbury steak with mashed potatoes and baked macaroni n cheese!"

The thought of all of this food made him lick his lips. And considering it was being cooked by Polly just made it more mouth-watering.

"Hey, as starchy as it is, I'm gonna enjoy every bite of it!" he said.

"You'd better, Mister. If you married me, it'd be almost every night."

Of course, he forgot: She was one of the very few women that was interested in marriage. Not just interested, but desperate for marriage. He still had that question in his mind.

"So, how have you been?" he asked, still trying not to ask about the other thing.

"I've been doing great. Just got done making another makeup tutorial for my channel. I'm still stuck at 8 million subscribers though."

She should be grateful to have that many. Justin's been stuck at 2.6K for five years. But, he wouldn't understand. Not to mention: His views are extremely low while Polly's still got roughly 1 million per video.