Evil Little Genius- The Inbetweeners Fanfic

Chapter 2- Bunk Off

Beatrix's POV

It's been a few weeks since I started at Rudge Park. The boys and I were in the park. They were playing Frisbee and I was lounging on a blanket.

"You lot are so gay. Why aren't we playing football?" Jay asks.

"Chasing men around a field with your top off, what could be more gay than that?"

"You," I said from my blanket.

"Anyway, we're playing Frisbee because girls can join in. Trust me, girls love this." Will answered Jay's question.

"Border Collies love this. You're just scared to play football in case Donovan joins in and breaks your legs." I countered.

"That's not true," Will argued.

"Oh, my God. Check out the Jugasaurus Rex!" Neil suddenly yelled. I turned to where he was pointing and slid my sunglasses down my nose to look.

Nice.

"Shit! And it's Carli." Simon says quickly turning away.

"Perfect. Watch this. Carli! Carli! Catch!" Will says calling her. He throws the Frisbee. We all watch as it flies towards a woman in a wheelchair.

"Oh, fuck!" I scream. I shoot up and run away, Jay and Neil following me.

Once we were far enough away we sat on the curb. I was between Neil and Jay. I had my back up against Neil's side. My legs were crossed under me.

Jay was playing with my hands and we were talking about random things. Suddenly Will and Simon run into us.

"All right?" I ask.

"Not really." Will answers.

"What's up?" Neil asks.

"Well, think back, Neil. Last time you saw us before you legged it, a Frisbee was heading towards a disabled girl's face." Will answers.

"Oh, did it hit her in the face then?" Neil asks.

"Bingo!" Will says, with fake enthusiasm.

"Was the girl in the wheelchair all right?" I asked.

"I don't want to talk about it. I've lost my Frisbee Aero B Pro." Will says sadly.

"Is the gayest sentence ever," Simon says.

"That's it. We can't bunk off tomorrow now." Neil says suddenly.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because it's bad karma. For hitting a spastic. Well, it could be a sign." Neil answers.

"A sign that you've shit your pants?" Jay asks with a smirk.

"I'll see you tomorrow. I'm heading home." Will says.

"To wank over your mum's bras?" Jay asks, smiling at Neil.

"Well, as she's my mum, probably not."

"Good, can I have them then?" I ask.

"No. But you can have, um, that. And that. See you tomorrow." He says flipping Jay and me off.

"See you," Simon says.

"Right lads, I'm off," I said standing up.

"Where are you off too?" Jay asks.

"Home. Promised mum I'd be home tonight."

"Oh," Jay says.

"I'll see you lot tomorrow," I said. I kissed each of their cheeks and left.

----The Next Day----