Beatrix's POV
"What happened to you?" I asked Will as the boys and I walked into the common room.
"I tripped," Will replies from under the rubbish bin on his head.
"Really?" Neil asks.
"No, not really, Neil. Donovan's tied me to a chair. He says no one's allowed to touch me. The prick."
"Just so you know, he's stood ten foot away," Simon says.
"Shit. He didn't hear that, did he?" Will asks. We all look at Donovan. He nods.
"Yep, he's heard that," I say.
"Come on, we'll get you out," Neil says. He goes to lift the bin off of Will's head.
"Uh, better not, Neil," Simon says. We look back at Donovan who shakes his head no.
"Sorry, we're not allowed to untie you," Simon tells Will as we sit down.
"Fair enough," Will says.
"So what are we up to this weekend?" I ask.
"We could go to Bluewater," Simon suggests.
"A shopping center? Great. You know how much I love chavs." Will says.
"Bluewater's not chavvy. It's quality. I go there all the time." Jay says.
"I rest my case."
"To be fair, they've now got a Nando's," Simon says.
"The hallmark of quality!" Will says.
"I actually like Nando's," I say.
"Well, whatever you sad acts get up to this weekend, I won't be there," Jay says. I shoot my eyes to him.
"Oh, no! Who will supply the witticisms?" Will asks sarcastically.
"Me." I deadpan.
"I'll be up to my nuts in some guts, snagging those sisters from Caravan Club. Camber Sands meeting this weekend, which is always like a massive orgy." Jay says. I feel the color drain from my face. I know I told him I wanted to keep us a secret but hearing him say stuff like that hurts.
I know it's bullshit, but just the thought of him with someone else makes my stomach turn.
"Except it's not, though is it? It's holidays for old people." Will says.
"I'm sorry, did you say something? Was Bin Boy giving it the big 'un?" Jay asks.
"It's funny how you never get any girls around here, yet away on Caravan Club you're like some sort of gypsy Russell Brand," Will says. Jay catches my eye.
"I wouldn't shag any of the skanky girls around here, mate. Except for your mum."
"Get in the queue!" I say.
"Brilliant," Will says.
"If you don't believe me, you should come to Camber Sands. Even Bin Boy might get some sex!" Jay says.
"All right. I'm definitely up for that." Simon says.
"Yeah, love to," Neil says.
"Sure," I say.
"You don't have to," Jay tells us.
"No, if I have to sleep in a caravan to prove you're lying, then I'm willing to make that sacrifice," Will tells him.
"Fine. Good. Come down. Then we'll see who's lying."
"Yes, you. You're lying." Will says.
The bell rings. We stand up.
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Evil Little Genius- The Inbetweeners Fanfic
FanfictionBeatrix Williams is new to Rudge Park Comprehensive School. She forces her way into the friend group, along with fellow new student Will McKenzie. In the common room, she meets Jay Cartwright and Neil Sutherland. They immediately accept her as one o...
