Beatrix's POV
The boys and I were watching Simon trying to parallel park.
"I'm just not great at parallel parking," Simon said to the instructor.
"Bollocks!" Simon yells as he reverses onto the curb. We start laughing.
"Shut up!" Simon yells.
"Si, it's me, nan. She wants to know if you want some help parking." Jay says holding out his phone.
"Steady on, you lot. It's not easy for Simon. Okay, let's try again."
"Oh, shit!" Simon says as he crashes into the car behind him.
"Right. Um, okay. Off we go, Simon. Into first." The instructor says.
"Shouldn't you leave a note?" Will asks.
"No, we're driving off. Quickly now. Drive! Drive!" the instructor says quickly.
"Well, that was entertaining," I say.
"Indeed," Will says. We all say our goodbyes.
---The Next Day---
I was sitting with Will and Simon in the common room. Jay walked in and then a few seconds later Neil does.
"Oi, Jay, I have just had the best lesson ever. Jack Stephens dropped his ruler next to Miss Timbs and when she bent over to pick it up, I saw loads of leg on the way down and a little bit of tit on the way up." Neil tells Jay as they walk toward us.
"You lucky git," Jay says sitting down beside me, throwing his arm on the back of the couch behind my shoulders.
"Oh, yeah, and it's all locked away up here in the visual wank bank," Neil says.
"I thought you passed your written test?" I say to Simon, who's reading a driving manual.
"I did. I've got the practical tomorrow. I thought this might give me a few tips."
"I don't think there is a section on how not to be a whining little bitch." Jay says.
"Brilliant," Simon says.
"If you pass, we could go on a road trip," Will says.
"We can do that now," I say.
"We can?" Neil asks, sitting back down from getting toast. I lean over Jay and grab a piece.
"Yes, Neil. I drive, remember."
"Oh, yeah." He says.
"Could do. We could see what Carli's doing and go with her?" Simon says.
"Pass," I mumble. Jay looks over. He opens his mouth and I put the toast in it, he takes a bite and I take it back.
"Look, a car is like a mobile pulling machine. Forget about Carli, forget about all the girls at this school. There's a whole world of pussy out there." Jay says after chewing his piece of toast.
"He's right, although expressed it like a terrible misogynist," Will says.
"Thank you," Jay says with a smile.
"Not a compliment babes," I tell him.
"Why don't you come to Thorpe Park? There's always loads of birds there." Neil says.
"Oh, my god, yes! Thorpe Park!" Will says happily.
"I can get you free tickets," Neil adds.
"How?" I ask.
"I work there," Neil says simply.
"Mopping up sick?" Jay asks.
"Some sick." Neil answers.
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Evil Little Genius- The Inbetweeners Fanfic
FanfictionBeatrix Williams is new to Rudge Park Comprehensive School. She forces her way into the friend group, along with fellow new student Will McKenzie. In the common room, she meets Jay Cartwright and Neil Sutherland. They immediately accept her as one o...
