ahaha this is a bit confusing as usual sorry about this. (Written in cooking class edition, and science)
"I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time~" Bubba sang as I pulled him away from my crusty android and the messed up lovers. He was going through his edgy gacha life phase, what a dream stan.
We're running away from Trump, Kadie Karen Diekmeyer, and my enemy 4lifer KWatson1385.Well more like I'm running away, I have to drag Bubba in his stupid cutie ass Kirby my little pony friendship is fuck cosplay.
He was literally sweating rainbows, wtf. "IT'S RAINING TACOS, FROM OUT OF THE SKY, TACOS...NO NEED TO ASK WHY-" Bubba sang in his anime dub dilf voice.
he was so hot...I love him so much. I can't even describe the feelings that burst in my heart while looking at him. Yeah, the feelings of dread and heartbreak. I can't believe he fell in love with That Vegan Teacher instead of me...
So I decided to confess to Bubba. I don't like TrumpieMuffinSussyBakaCutieAppleSauce anymore, he'd rather be with Kwatson1385 than me. What a poser! I made my mad anime waifu face and then sighed.
I better calm down before confessing to my son, Bubba Bradley Whale. He was currently singing Angel with a Shotgun nightcore edition. He needs to get into chorus...
It's time...I started singing "Hug me bring it in" from the movie Despicable Me 3 and Bubba stopped in his tracks looking at me in a new way. He was looking at me in disgust. I could cry happy tears right there but I had plastic surgery so my eyes never close, I could stare at little children forever.
"Hug me! Bring it in! Whatchu looking at bby <333" I sang with heart emojis literally coming out of my mouth. I need to brush my teeth...
I kneeled down on one knee with a crusty half eaten ring pop and I asked in my most Yuno Gasai animewaifuyandere voice..."Will you be my date to the store to yell at managers...?"
Bubba started crying and humming Mask by Dream and I could tell that he would be delighted to be my date to walmart.
"Yes...yes I will."
What will Karen do in the near future on her date? Find out in chapter four.
