I looked at the half-naked muscular man and gagged up another hairball. This time it was just pink though. I had to eat Pinkie Pie on the way home.
Dwane had the same mindset as Coach Reynolds, he picked up that slimy pink hairball and ate it. "Yum, I was really craving some hairballs."
What...the...actual...hell?
"Dude, hairballs are so overrated, you should eat a tampon," Bubba said from behind me and I gasped in terror
Dwane raised one eyebrow in suspicion "Tampons are nice...who are you?" He asked suspiciously
"I...am Bubba Bradley Whale, Karen's date/son."Bubba proclaimed
Dwane 'The Rock' looked weirded out. "Hold up, that's incest- y'all really said It's about Drive it's about power, we stay hungry we devour?"
Suddenly Coach Reynolds was there too. "I LOVE YOU DWANE <333"he screamed while squatting.
"I thought you loved me, Coach?" I questioned him pouting with my anime pick me girl pouting eyes and he looked me up and down.
..."Kadie Karen Diekmeyer told me that you aren't actually a vegan and you are very passionate about eating sweet children, which like twinzees Karen, but I want to be with a 14-year-old girl, not u."
oh. "Is there anyone here that likes me?" I asked and everyone just blinked at me. "We all like you, we really do. It's just...you're kind of a sucky person, and you're into incest with your weird whale child." Dwane said repeatedly raising his eyebrow
"BUBBA IS NOT A WHALE!!"Bubba screamed and I then realized...I'm in a relationship with like a bunch of different people. am I...gay?
I pulled out my phone in the middle of the chaos and went through quizzes on google.
"do you like kids bop?" one of the quizzes asked and I started singing Taylor Swift, Look what you made me do, kids bop edition on the spot.
All of the quizzes told me that I was just a soccer mom who was into incest with her children and couldn't find a successful relationship other than the 1day relationship on grinder.
Quotev is so brutal...
