GhostxToast one shots two

Haunted by: Duolingo

(Why? Because the Duolingo TikTok page is funny and I'm trying to learn Japanese. To which more recently, I have given up and moved onto Italian.)

Johnny Toast was peacefully watching videos on his phone. He smiled to himself.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a green flash. He jumped a bit and looked out, seeing nothing.

He sighed and went back to watching videos.

Crash!

He cried out and stood up.

"Sir? Is that you?"

Silence.

He slowly made his way to the source of the crash. He gasped a bit. No, it wouldn't be.. Him would it?

"J-Jimmy?" He called.

Nothing.

Jimmy would have pounced on him by now.

He poked his head around the door and looked in.

"A green feather?" He tilted his head. "A green feather?" He leaned down and picked it up.

"Spanish or vanish, Johnny."

Toast jumped and spun round, only to be met with a strong hit across the face, knocking him back.

He looked up to see a green owl towering over him with two men dressed in black beside him.

"Duolingo?" He gasped. "Wait a minute. Sir didn't do his lessons did he?"

The owl nodded. "And you know what that means, Johnathan. You have to vanish."

"B-But he doesn't even study Spani-!"

They ran towards him but Johnny Toast wasn't going down without a fight.

"Surely you should be going after him?" He asked, dodging them and making a run for the door.

"We will take whoever is important to him. And that's you."

Toast pushed past the owl and grabbed the door handle, trying to turn it. He began hitting his shoulder into the door, trying to open it.

"When did you.. Close it?!"

"I'm an owl. I have ways." He wrapped his feathered wing around Toasts arms and the other covered his mouth. "Come with us, Johnny. Don't struggle."

Toast felt his vision going dark as he got weaker. The harder he struggled, the harder it got. Before he was aware, he was blacking out.

****
"Johnny?" Ghost walked in. He put the bag of shopping down and looked around.

The apartment was silent. Nothing.

His phone buzzed. He took it out and looked down at it.

"No." He gasped.

He'd lost his 4 day streak on Duolingo.

It was then, that he saw a green feather, sitting on the counter. Right beside it was a photo of him and his friend, smiling at the camera.

Ghosts eyes moved into a glare.

"That green birded bitch." He cried out as he grabbed the keys and ran out.

He was going to get back his 4 day streak.. And his friend..

This was meant to be a crack one but I might actually turn it into an actual one.

Hey.

I'm really sorry. I'm hoping to explain where I've been in a one shot. My anxiety has gotten worse honestly and it has been so hard to do things.

Unemployment is fun!

Depression has joined the battle.

But I really hope you are all doing okay. You are all doing so well and you're all amazing.

I'll see you next time.

Bye my lovely bird people.

-Guargent