Hey guys, so I couldn't finish this one. I haven't been able to bring myself to work on it, even during Pun Day, when this was supposed to come out. I was initially egg-cited to write this, but my lack of motivation has prevented me from doing so. This is about half-finished, and I guess I'll leave it on a cliffhanger until further notice.
The next part of this story was written by past Felix:
I'm sooooo egg-cited to *crack* my best puns into this work. I'll stop *yolk*ing around for a second so we can get right to it!
And of course, this request is for the punmaster himself, @Bootieos16.
Also, Happy (now belated) Pun Day!
Setting: The Skeld
Characters: Mr. Egg, Tek, Player, Veteran, Captain, TheGentleman, Mr. Cheese, Dum, Lovely, Angel, Stoner, Bro, Engineer, Gnome, Mother
Roles: Crewmate, impostor, shapeshifter, engineer, guardian angel (implied), scientist
(15 players, guess we're *crack*ing it up to the max!)
Synopsis: Mr. Egg and Tek meet for the first time, and they crack a helluva ton of puns together. Together, they lift the spirits of the crewmates as the others continue to die, taking on the role of the detectives whilst doing so.
Mr. Egg is one of the first people to show up at the lobby, TheGentleman, Mr. Cheese, Player, and Captain being the only ones there before him.
"Egg-celent evening we're having!" he greets his fellow crewmates.
"Indeed!" TheGentleman replies, waiting in the lobby for Mr. Cheese.
"So TheGentleman, how the hegg are ya?" Mr. Egg asks the black clad chap.
"I'm good!" he replies. "And you?"
"I'm egg-celent, thank you for asking!" Mr. Egg replies. "Where's Mr. Cheese? Is he doing gouda?"
"Indeed!" TheGentleman replies.
"I heard your anniversary will brie coming up soon!" Mr. Egg comments. "I just can't stay stilton, I'm so excited for you guys! Now, remember to be gentle with each other for that date!"
"No promises!" TheGentleman replies. "You know how Mr. Cheese is, and...the stuff he likes doing..."
"Talking about me?" Mr. Cheese asks, seeming to come out of nowhere.
"Orange you back early?" Mr. Egg comments on the sudden appearance.
"Ahh yes puns, the lowest form of comedy," Mr. Cheese replies snarkily. "Anyways, if you want to crack- dammit! If you want to make more puns, talk to that cyan crewmate over there. I heard he loves puns."
"That sounds lovely!" Mr. Egg exclaims. "Gouda idea, Mr. Cheese!"
"Already used that one, nerd."
"Cheese Louise, Mr. Cheese! Won't you let me live for one seggond?"
"Nah."
"Well then, I bid you a good day! I'll be cheddar off without you, anyway."
With that, the maroon bean walks into the direction of the cyan bean.
"Hello there, nice cyan ya!" the maroon one greets the cyan crewmate.
"Nice one!" Tek exclaims. "I'm Tek. Tek-nically speaking, I'm the greatest scientist ever!"
"I bet you are!" Mr. Egg replies. "I'd have to be a maroon not to think so!"
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