Among Us Logic Shit: The Sequel

Theoretically, Who Would Win Squid Game? An Analysis

Alright everyone, I'm going to discuss who out of all of the Among Us Logic characters would win the Squid Game.  I'm taking Squid Game Logic into account for abilities, but I'm also not based on who realistically would win.  That being said, let's begin!

Also, characters that have like special powers or something (ie. Wizard) won't be able to use them here.  This also counts for devices or cults that could help the character win.

These are all of the characters I'll be using for this:

Player
Veteran
Captain
TheGentleman
Mr. Cheese
Mother
Stoner
Engineer
Gnome
Bday
Rose
Dum
Bro
Noob
Mr. Egg
Cub
Poopyfarts96
Sheriff
Angel
Ninja
Goober
Greaser
SirClogsworth
Baggy
Flamingo
Blue
Not Orange
Hunter
Rookie
Happy
Hornsly
Wizard
Ivan
Safari
Dr. Doktor
Lovely
Mr. Space
Tek

Alright, first game:  Red Light, Green light.

Here's some of the characters I think would do well at this game:

Noob.  She did pretty well at this in SGL, so I think I'll put her here.

Ninja.  Do I need to explain this one?

For some reason, I think that Angel would also do well at this game.

Hunter, mah boi.  Ok, so I think he'd be good at Red Light, Green Light because of all the running and not moving he's probably had to do when fighting the paranormal.

Gnome just seems like she'd be good at something like this.  Idk if it's her good impostoring skills or what, but I think she'd definitely be here.

Something tells me that Safari would be good at this, too.

Lastly, I'll say that Dr. Doktor would be good at this.  He's a fucking badass, and it wouldn't surprise me if he got to the finish line first.

And now, let's see who would die in this game.

The first casualty would be Cub.  I can't really say why; I guess it just seems like they're destined to always die first.

Next would be Goober.  They'd probably be stupid enough to dance or some shit in front of the VetDoll thing, so I wouldn't be surprised if they died early in the game.

Next, I think I'm gonna say Greaser.  I feel like he would likely trip on something and then he'd fall, contributing to his death.  Or he might cry if he saw someone die right next to him and do what he did in AUL 4, and that would kill him.

After that, I think Bro would also die this round.  He seems like the type to laugh at someone for dying, not realizing that he's still on red light, and then he'd die from that.

I'll put Rose here just because I'm not actually sure when she'd die, considering the fact that we know nothing about her, but it would probably be easiest to just kill her off early.  She doesn't seem that athletic or anything, either, so I guess it would fit.

If Rose dies, BDay will likely die in this game, too.  He'd probably drop to the floor and cry or some shit once he saw her dead, and that would result in him getting shot, too.  Sorry BDay stans, but I really can't see him winning the Squid Game.

Lastly, I'll put Baggy in the losing section.  He's not very athletic and is pretty clumsy, so it would be fitting for him to die here.  He'd either die because he fell on his ass or because he didn't cross the finish line on time.

That's it for the first round!  Let's take a look at the cast before heading into round 2!

By the way, if I didn't mention them earlier, it means that they passed the round, and that they pretty much just did an average job.