Misery, CPR, or Reese's Puffs?

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Player: CPR for sure.  A certain Discord server has made me choose this.

Veteran: REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS

Captain: Misery probably

TheGentleman: I can see Misery for him

Mr. Cheese: He saves dick by givin' it CPR

Mother: She'd pick Misery because she remembers that song from her childhood

Stoner: Reese's Puffs, especially when he's high

Engineer: Idk why but I'm gonna go with Reese's Puffs

Gnome: DEFINITELY CPR

Bday: Definitely Reese's Puffs

Rose: Misery just because she likes that song

Dum: EAT 'EM UP EAT 'EM UP EAT 'EM UP EAT 'EM UP

Bro: He likes dick, so CPR

Noob:  She doesn't like this meme

Mr. Egg: Definitely Misery (let's all just give him a hug)

Cub: Misery because constant death

Poopyfarts96:  I can't decide, so all three

Sheriff:  I feel CPR vibes for some reason

Angel:  Misery, same reason as Rose

Ninja:  He's the Misery to Bro's CPR

Goober:  CPR because memes

Greaser:  Hmmm...I want to say Misery because of his crying in AUL 4, but I can also see CPR.

SirClogsworth:  This simp saves dick by giving it CPR for sure.

Baggy:  Misery after Blondie rejects him.

Flamingo:  He likes Reese's Puffs

Blue:  I guess Misery?

Not Orange:  Would scream the Reese's Puffs lyrics at 3 am.

Hunter:  Controversial take, but CPR.

Rookie:  Misery is the only one I see him singing.

Happy:  Doesn't save dick by giving it CPR, but still likes to sing the song.

Hornsly:  Reese's Puffs.

Wizard:  Reese's Puffs has a special place in his heart.

Ivan:  Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs x USSR Anthem

Safari:  Reese's Puffs taste good.

Snorkel:  USSR Anthem.

Dr. Doktor:  Misery, give the DILF a hug.

Aiden:  Also Misery I guess, while Punk would blast CPR.

Blondie:  CPR.

Lovely:  Misery.

Tek:  Whatever Mr. Egg listens to, so Misery.

Welp, that's it for this chapter!  See you guys in the next one!

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