You lookin the mirror at your short messy hair and your oversized tee and sweats. You feel sad looking at your reflection. No one in your family accepts yoy for beinhg gay. WHat you need in life is a strong alpha male with alpha abs. You leave your room and eat som breakfast. Then you grab your house keys and say "I'm gonna go fro a walk and get a gf bye mom" "bye sweetie." your mother respons. "Also DONT talk to any of those gAY bOYS YOU HEAR!!??" she adds as you close the door behind you with a wave. You sigh and walk down the sidewalk. You walk to the nearby convinence store, when you see some commotion. You wak closer to see whats going on and you see a busty ginger man wearing an elegant suit and gloves terrorizing townfolk anmd flying around whilst holding an umbrella. Your heart starts pounding, this mysterious flying man is... goregeous, beautiful,. amazing. He scans the crowd and his shimmmering blue orbs lock with yours. You feel your face heat up, your heart racing faster. The ginger male holds eye contact and grins a sexy grin. You run off, embarrassd, and slightly ashamed. You run in the opposite direction until you find the other convinence store and bye yiur daily monser energie. you jug it in one gulp and book it home.
"Did you meet anyone?" Your mom asks as you walk in the door. "No, i just walked." you said sadly, ashamed of how much you liked looking in the orbs of that sexy alpha ginger. You walk to your room and bury your face in your pillow, sad. Then the monser kicks in and yu suddenly need to run 200000 laps around the house. Your mom shouta at you to go outside cuss hes annoyed at you running around. As you dash outside you suddenly have an urge: you MUST see that male again. You run down the street at full speed to the conviniense stoor.
He's not there.
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In Love With the Alpha Vampire Ed Sheeran
Fanfictionyou fall n love with the mst alpha male of them alll... ED SHEERAn!?!?!! This is satire. Also all the images except for the one in new bad habits are made by me