You look up upon hearing the door to the room open and yupr beloved ed shaermo walks in!!! You cant say it but you'r so happy! Ed dramaticly rips the tape of yo'ru mout it hurts but its ok becuz its ed. ."ed i missed you so much!!!" You say then ed kisses you and you enjoy every moment of it.
"What did red do to you??" Ed asks? "Just interrogated me on how we met, kinda threatened me, nothing super bad really." You reply. Ed looks sad as he unties you form the chair.
"Red can suck an egg." Ed says as he takes uor hand and leads you out the room.
Theres still 2 more hours until the party starts so you and ed spend those too hours making out hotly.
Ed shure grabs yur pants and pulls the down. "you want my knot y/n~?" the male murmurs very hotly. "mm yea ed-" yo'eur vice is cut off by an alarm for eds fone.
"oh its time foor the party." ed says standing up and walking to the door. "but ed im already so turned on..." you complain following him. "ok fine go materbait in da bathroome t get rid your of boner."ed says annoyed.
Yu walk out of da bathroom feeling better and ready to PARTAY! "lets go y/n babey~" ed says as you grab his hand walk out the door. He flies you to a huge uilding with colour changing lights waving around at the entrance. Ed shows a card toa big scary dude at the door. "this is y/n hes coming to party with me." the big dude opens the door for you and ed and you wakl in.
"WOAH" yu say amazed . a huge dance floor changing colours in the middle of da HUGE room with HIGH ceilings. super loud music blasted on huge speakers. theres decoratins amd people EverWheRe!!1! You stare in amazment.
"Hey y/n lets go dance!" Ed says dragging yoy onto the dance dloor. Y0u and ed wheermo start jammin. "Ey nice moves" ed syas "thanks" you say back.
While youre dancing like a madman you notice out the cornor of yor eye that a man us running towards ed!! "Ed!!" Yo shout as the man tries to tackle ed but he dodges!! "Woah!" You say as ed pins the dude down and lunches him.Ed gets upand dusts his hands. "Another ed hater down" he says swaggily. You blush cus ypu still cant get over how hot ed shittyren is. No one else tries to attack ed shrek and you dance for half an hour straight.
The song that was playing ends. Suddenly the stage at one end of the room lights up.you ghasp as a girl with long blue pigtails shows up on the stage out of nowhere. 'Is that...' she takes in a breath and starts singing, "SEKAI DE-" "OHMYGOD ITS HATSUNE MIKUUUU!" YOU SCREAM. Ed looks at you. "Do you like hatsune mikus music more than mine??1?1?" Ed asks accuingly. "Well.. i like ur music.. but mikus voise is so cool and so swag..." you say. "But yknow youre cool and alpha so what does it matter?" You add.
For a while miku plays onstage and you cant help but scream and get excited every time a new song starts. Ed cant help but be a bit jellus, wishing youd do that for him.
After a while miku walks offstage. "Wait i thought miku is a hologram..?" You wonder. You go towards to the stage to investigate.
"Y/N! WAIT!" ed calls dramatically! He grabs your hand. "I woukd rayher you soend time with me." He says. "But i thought i saw miku walk off the stage like a normal human being. I need to at least see if i can check for a projecter."
You make your way through the crowd of people and climb on stage. Theres a band up there, but you shove your way through them to look at the ground. No projecter. You look up. No projecter. You look around. No projecter.
"Whaere is that darn projecter?!?" You say. "Projecter? Theres no projectore this is a normla stage." Says a band memeber. "What?"
You run backstage. Its... empty? You glance around frantically, seeing a mess of equipment and random garbage littered everywhere, almost as if someone had just been here when you here "what are you doing hear?" Behind you In a sinister tone. That voice... it cant be...
You spin around and see hatsune miku!
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In Love With the Alpha Vampire Ed Sheeran
Fanfictionyou fall n love with the mst alpha male of them alll... ED SHEERAn!?!?!! This is satire. Also all the images except for the one in new bad habits are made by me