You spend the net few days with ed. you rarely ever leabe his side. Sometimes you and ed go out and sit together in the park, or chase people around at nnight. He showers you with kisses and sweet nothings. These few days were a romantic haze, they were heaven.
The next day ed starts acting really aggresive and protective. You ask him whats wrong. "Im an alpha so i go into ruts every now and then." He states gruffly. He also sounds contipated. "I-i-is-s it b-be-because ofme? Did i do something w-wrong?" You ask, nervous. Youve never seen ur belobed ed sheemo like this . "No you r an beta you cant make me go into a rut. This is jusnatural honey" ed says. "Well go take a shit you sound contipated!" You shout and ed does that.
Ed sharen comes out of the bathroom still in a rut but no longer contipated. "Much better~" ed purrs. "Whats a rut?" U ask. "Basically i get super horny and my body and brain goes bonkers lmao" ed says "is there anything i can do to help?" You ask. "Yeah we fuck." Ed says. So he grabs you as soon as you agree and takes you to his room.
Ed shitfart pins you down on the bed and immediately starts unclothing you. You boush as ur now nakey. He grabs your legs and makes your body go at a 90 degree angle and lets just say his pp was at a 120 degree angle and it was parallel to the walls of your insides. Ed picks up his pace, you start to moan. Between manly alpha grunts the taller gunger male says "good boy..." he goes harder and faster and then comes. This happened over and over for 2 full hours before ed finally stops and says "thank you. I really needed that." You make an indescrpit noise and fall asleep 5 seconds kater.
You wake up super sore. But ed shitter is out of his rut and it was fun so it was worth it.
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In Love With the Alpha Vampire Ed Sheeran
Fanfictionyou fall n love with the mst alpha male of them alll... ED SHEERAn!?!?!! This is satire. Also all the images except for the one in new bad habits are made by me
