Your parents burst into your room! "HEY SON! WERE GOING ON A FUN FAMILY ROAD TRIP!" you forgor that they isist on doing this once a month AT LEAST. You groan and roll over in bed. You were too busy pining over that mysetrious male and being depursed that youl never see him again. "maybe in 30 minutes..." you sob. your parents leave your room annoyedly. But it seems 30 minutes wasnt enough. It fee; l like 5 minutes when they burst in again and say "your 30 minutes are up. get dressed because whe're ready to leave." You every so slowly cimb out of bed and ever so slowly trudge acrose yur room and ever so slowly pull on your usual tee and sweats and ever so slowly brush yur teeth and ever so slowly grab your phone when your parents grab your arm and drag you out to the car. Yiu slump over in yor seet as the car starts moving, driving past all the buildings, watching evrything familiar fade away. Your mind drifts with it, leaving behind your romantic scenarios damned to never come true. All the thoughts empty from your brain, flowing out like the gas fumes from the car. Abstract shapes form behind your eyelids as you drift off to sleep.
uor jerked away as the car do a bump . "WHATS GONG ON??" you shout as your parents freak out. "WHAT. IS. THAT??" YOUr mom scREAMS!! You look oit the window and see... THE SEXY GINGER ALPHA MALE FROM A FEW DAYS AGO????????? You face goes pink so you act ike youre crying an you watch him terrorize the other people driving down the highway. "How could someone do this... how is he even doing this???" you fake sob when deep down youre saying "FUCK HES SO HOT"
"WE NEED TO GET OFF THE ROAD!" your father shouts in a lou dalpha male voice, but not as alpha male as the other male. "This is horrible, I HAVE TO SEE H- HELP THESE PEOPLE!" You cry. "YOIRE CRAZY!" YOur mom screams emotionally. "YES I AM AND I DONT CARE! SOMEONE HAS TO DO SOMETHING!" YOU shout as you unbuckle your seatbealt and leap out of the car. You watch your parents drive off, then look in the other direction at the commotion. IN the middle of it all; the man. The one. The Alpha. You shout "HEY!" The ginger locks orbs with you once again, but this time you dont run.
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In Love With the Alpha Vampire Ed Sheeran
Fanfictionyou fall n love with the mst alpha male of them alll... ED SHEERAn!?!?!! This is satire. Also all the images except for the one in new bad habits are made by me
