In Love With the Alpha Vampire Ed Sheeran

heart dont break around here

You lay in bed next to your belobed tall ginger alpha ed shenfksjsnssjndmsnn. You were bingewatching tv together all day while your butthole recovered from last night. You reach over to hold eds hand. You lace ur finger with his he gently squeezes your hand. You rest your head on his shoulder. "Hey ed?" "Yes honey?" "Can you be my boyfriend?" You ask. "I thought we already were boyfriend. We had sex last night." Ed says, you blush remembering it. "Well im glad we are now." You say. You and ed happily cuddle. 

Suddenly a black hole opens in the middle of the room. Ed shouts "holy guacamole!!" You start to panic. Why the flip is there a flipping black hole? You scream as you get sucked into the hole. "ED HELP ME!" Ed clings to the post on his fancy canopy bed and uses his flying powers to not get sucked in. He reaches out to grab your hand; his fingers graze youre before you disappear into the whole whith a whoosh. 

You are now lost in the void of space, floating around aimlessly. Millions of stars seem to waltz around you as you slowly spin, but their beuty reminds you of ed shreens face and only make you feel more alone. You cry, but it just hits different in the void of space. The tears float right out from your tear ducts. This goes on for a while. You dont know how youve been alive this long. Then suddenly, sumthing bumps into you. You turn around to see what looks like a giant red bean with... legs? Is that a visor? You hug it out of sadness because of how badly you already miss ed sheerin. Suddenly it moves! The bean is alive! You make some weird nosie (but you cant hear it) as you instinctively fling it away. The bean comes floating back using its stumpy legs as propellers? Its somewhat effective. "What are you?" You try to ask, but you cant make noise cus you'r in space. The bean pulls out a pen and paper from the backpack looking thing on its back.

"My name is red. Im a crewmate on the ship 04-B17 but i was kicked out. There was an alien on the ship pretending to be one of us and the other crewmates thought it was me." The bean writes. You take the pen and paper from the bean crewmate and it reaches for it as you write "i was with my boyfriend when a black hole showed up in the room for no reason and i got sucked in and now im here?" You show the crewmate. It shrugs. You were hoping itd have some knowledge on this topic. You silently sigh and are about to cry again when you see the crewmate is staring up. Above you is a ship. In the windows you can see different coloured crewmates making mean gestures and laughing at the red one next to you. All of a suden you feel power surging through you. You grab the crewmate by the leg as you harness this weird power and fly forward very fast. 

The other crewmates look terrified as you bump against the window. Youve decided youre going to find a way into this ship, it might be your inly way to get back to ed sheeran. You fly all around the ship until you find a door. You somehow pry it open and crawl inside. It shuts behind you and the red crewmate. You crawl through a very stinky tunnel until you reach another door. You pry it open with your superhuman strength. You dont know where all this power in you came from but hey you made it into the ship so thats cool. You and red crawl out of the garbage chute in the cafeteria. 

All the other crewmates gather around you. "Thats the imposter right there." Says a yellow crewmate. "Yeah weve been doing just fine after we ejected them!" shouts a blue one. "Guys youve got the wrong idea!" Red says  trying to defend themself. "Do any of you listen to ed sheeran?" You ask. "Ew no" says a pink crewmate. "Ed sheeran sucks loser" says a lime green crewmate. You roll your eyes and you walk through the small crowd of crewmates. "Hey where do you think youre going?!" One shouts at you. "You'e the one that brought red back! If anything happens its YOURE fault!" Another says. You ignore them. You can feel the weird powers dwindling away inside of you and you need to do something before theyre gone completely. 

You wander around the ship with crewmates sometimes chasing after you until you find a room with lots of big fancy equipment. But not just any big fancy equipment. Your powers seem to surge near this room. "Im coming for you ed shearen..." you say "in more ways than one." As you get a slight tingle in your pants remembering the hot sex. 

"That stuff doesnt work anymore what are you even doing?" Asks a crewmate from behind you. You ignore them and put your hands out, feeling the power flow through you. It shoots out from your hands and powrrs on the device. It immediately starts whirring and moving as you imagine ed sheerans room. A beam shoots out of a gun looking thing creating some sort of portal in a frame on the other side of the room. 

You epicly walk towards it and disappear into the portal.