Weird fucking AI stories

confusion. literally just fucking confusion

The starting sentence was taken from Objectcon 2022 Day 3 when the II crew were playing that Raconteur game thing

Lightbulb walked in and shouted "That's my crab!" Then proceeded to eat a tree.

After that she went around picking up trees and throwing them at people. "I'm sorry! I thought they were mine!" She said while apologizing profusely. (How the fuck...)

Her eyes were wet with tears and her mouth was open like she wanted to say something else, but there weren't any words coming out of her mouth. Then suddenly she ran away, disappearing out of sight.

"Hey Lightbulb! I brought you lunch!" A voice said while walking towards Lightbulb. They both jumped slightly when they saw it was Baxter. "Oh Baxter! How did you do that? I didn't see you coming!" Lightbulb asked, still trying to figure out what had happened. (Baxter? But.. he... how..)

Baxter just smiled and shrugged, saying it wasn't anything special or anything. "So Lightbulb, how's your day been so far?" Baxter asked, smiling again. (I'm picturing a crab shrugging and holy fuck it's weird)

Lightbulb looked confused for a second then shook her head, saying her life hasn't been great recently.

"Is that right? Have you talked to anyone since you got here?" Baxter asked while looking concerned.

"No, not really." Lightbulb replied.

"Maybe I could help fix that! I can talk to some people and tell them about this place! Maybe we can make it better!" Baxter suggested. (but what is this place?!)

Lightbulb thought for a moment before nodding and agreeing to let Baxter try talking to the people.

"Great! That's why I'll ask one of my friends if he wants me to introduce him to everyone." He said before walking off.

He came back after a minute with his other friend, an orange cat named Tuxedo Mask. (What the everloving fuck is happening rn)

Tuxedo Mask: Male, very friendly and kind. The only person he has ever told about his identity isn't as nice as he likes to think he is. He is afraid of change. He doesn't have a girlfriend and always tries to spend time on himself instead of being around other people. If you meet him, he will probably ask questions and act like a creep because he thinks it's polite. Sometimes he acts cute but that will end up going downhill once you meet his boyfriend, who will be just as weird.

"Alright guys, this is Tuxedo Mask. Tuxedo, these are our classmates Lightbulb and Baxter." Baxter introduced Tuxedo as if he were introducing a celebrity. (Classmates? Soo this is a school?
Also wait; " these are our classmates Lightbulb and Baxter." Baxter introduced" Baxter introduced.. another Baxter? Or is he talking in 1st person for some reason?)

Tuxedo nodded and said hello politely before sitting down next to Lightbulb.

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Annnd that's it!

Weird as fuck. Thank you AI.

I'm not entirely sure how Baxter is talking, I have no fucking clue who Tuxedo Mask is or how that happened but Uhhh.
Yeah.

Enjoy this weirdness!