Meanwhile, the group is doing god knows what, Inside the happy hotel made for redeeming demons and sending them to heaven or something like that. The person who runs the hotel is none other than Charile aka the princess of hell. Charlie is in her office doing paper work for the hotel and she's barely half-way done with it, her hair a mess and massive bags under her eyes. exhausted she slams her head against the desk, she slept for what felt like hours when really she slept for 5 minutes , Anyways Charlie was woken up by a knock at her office door she attempts to flatten her hair before saying " come in" the door slowly opens and Vaggie, Charie's GF walks inside her office holding a tray of tea, Vaggie sits down next to Charile " you know you really need a break. . . i mean look at you"
" i know Vaggie but all of this is due next WEEK!" Charlie grabs a fist-full of her hair ( that must've hurt ) and yanks it out of her scalp. Vaggie sighs " Charlie you-" then the door was magically kicked down by a floofy gay spider named Angel Dust " there's a bunch a folks at the door by the way just lettin' ya know" the spider man said looking down the flight of stairs " and you should really get more food for all those way-word souls just sayin' " and just like that angel left to his room to do god knows what. Charlie pokes her head up from her desk " wait what. . ." while Charlie over here is processing what angel just said the group over here are standing outside the hotel door like the idoits they are ( jk lol ) " are you sure this is a good idea " said wall
" hey " said the cup-child " unless you wanna be come a road-kill flavored pancake be my guest"
after waiting for like, ages, the door swings open revealing Charlie looking half-decent. " welcome to the happy hotel " says charlie happily " but the sign says 'hazbin hotel ' " Bendy repiled
" well-. . . uh nevermind that come in all of you!"
she rushes them all inside a very red room with fancy couches and a cat with wings behind the counter of a bar" hello husker I'm BACK with freinds"
" I swear if you kidnapped a child from the over-world again"
" HA I wish but NOPE "
Husk turns around and stares at everbody for a hot minute " what the actual hell are those things?"
" mr.cat man " said foxy " I'm a fox not a thing "
Then Niffity shows up outta now-where her single eye travel to one person to the next " ooooh Alastor who are they "
" they are friends wall, foxy , mangle , soonic , tails , leaf, foxy and Bendy "
just then angel walked down the stairs holding nuggets " oh hello Alastor-" he said in a not so kid friendly way. Alastor just despwans not willing to deal with angel. " what the hell where did he go?" asked soonic " he went to the back rooms or something man" bendy repiled
" yeah" said the cup-child " he does that a lot "
" makes sense" said bendy shrugging
" so what do we do now " asked foxy
" well. . . " said tails " I'm gonna go throw bombs at people " Tails flys outta nearby window and proceeds to yeet a bomb at an imp that blows up in his face, and Tails laughs like a crazy person
while tails was committing war crimes and robbing mint/smarties factories and deer man was god knows where the rest of the group were looking around the massive hotel, Charlie was doing her paperwork, Vaggie was yelling at Husk for playing poker or whatever, Niffty was getting the rooms ready for the rest of the group because where are they gonna sleep in a broom closet? anyways after getting rid of the years worth of dust, spider webs, rats and roaches. Niffty was finally done with cleaning all 7 of the rooms, which didn't take long, about half an hour, Niffty scurries down the staris nearly body-slamming to the ground floor. she waddles up to everyone saying that their rooms are ready. when the door got kicked down ( again lmao ) by deer man. " ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW" vaggie yells from the bar man cave thing.
" YA'LL WANNA GO TO DISNEY LAND-i mean Loo Loo land" deer boi screams
" what the hell is Loo Loo land?" asked the leaf man
" it's like five nights a freddy's but better and weirder"
" what do you mean by 'weirder'" wall asked with an eyebrow rasied
" a lot of things anyways who wants to go with me?"
bendy's hand shoots up, " I'll go!" mangle says something but its staic noises. Tails flys through a window breaking it and he's holding two bags full of smarties and mints?
" Where are we going?" tails asked setting his candy on a nearby couch
" LOO LOO land" says the deer dude
" i thought that place got bruned down by that imp?" says cup head
" oh no it did but it's back"
" how- says the cup child
" no idea magic i guess " deer man replies
" how come you guys get to go to loo loo land " soonic asked
" cuz the writter is too lazy to write more than 3 people at a time" says the deer man shrugging
" the who now-" soonic asked very confused
" uhh- it's no body anyways-"
" LETS GO TO LOO LOO LAND!"
( tbc in chapter 3 :> )
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alastor and freinds in hell
Adventurethis is just a crack story with my friends OH god this is so old and bad- read at ur own risk
