Icha Icha Paradise By Jiraya

Chapter 11: PINK DRESSES FOR EVEYONE!

Linoa P.O.V
"GET BACK HERE!" "NO!" "SASUKE HUCKLEBERRY UCHIHA I AM NOT LETTING YOU WALK OUT OF THE DOOR LIKE THAT!" "IM GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL" "AT LEAST YOU'LL LOOK GOOD!" "MOOOOOOOOOOOM!" "NO!" "Linoa, I think you should let the kid dress like he usually does, it won't hurt."
I sighed angrily. Sasuke grinned. "Thanks Dad! Bye!" He yelled as he ran out the door. "Hmph I wanted him to wear the dress." I puffed. "I don't think those are meant for Sasuke." Namako said grinning. "Fiiiine." I said. "How is she?" Namako asked hugging me. I giggled. "She kicks at times. Did you paint the room yet?" I asked. "Almost done." He said. "ALMOST?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WHAT IF SHE'S BORN EARLY? SHE'LL HAVE TO SLEEP WITH SASUKE AND THAT CAN'T GO ON FOREVER! FINISH IT NOW!" I screamed. "Oh, Sasuke forgot his lunch, I'll give that to him." As I walked out the door with Sasuke's lunch I noticed that my husband had turned to stone. "Bye sweetie!" I said joyously. As I walked into town I decided that I would make a BIG dinner tonight so I needed groceries. As I browsed through some different foods a vender walked up to me and we chatted a bit. She talked about her boy Choji, who was in the same class as Sasuke. I smiled and laughed with her until, "Bong! Bong!" The bell ringed warning me that is was two. "Oh No!" I cried. "I am so sorry Madam but I have to go get this lunch to my second child. He forgot it at home. Goodbye!" I said cheerfully. She wished me a safe walk and went to attend to a customer who had gotten their hair stuck in a lollipop. I finally reached the academy just as recess began for them. I hid behind a tree and transformed into a kitten holding the lunch. I stealthily made my way across the field, dodging all of the obstacles. I made my way to a shady area where Sasuke was sitting. I carefully walked up to him and rubbed my cheek against his leg. He looked down and recognized me immediately. I set the lunchbox onto his lap and was about to make my way back when I heard a thousand squeals. "OH SASUKE-KUN ARE YOU PLAYING WITH THAT CUTE KITTY?!?" "AWWWW HOW ADORABLE!!" "I KNEW THAT SASUKE-KUN HAD A SOFT SIDE!" I was frozen as I heard all of the fangirls scream.

1. I was a cat and my hearing was VERY sensitive so DAT SCREAM KILLED.

2. Sasuke is my second son, AIN'T NONE OF THESE GIRLS GON BE SUITABLE FOR HIM!

I narrowed my eyes and escaped. I just needed to wait until school ended. It took a while. I just played with a leaf until the ring of the bell snapped me back to reality. I released the transformation and walked out to the pile of kids who were yelling and laughing while going to their parents. I searched the crowd and saw a group of girls around Sasuke, and a boy who glared at Sasuke. Naruto. I walked over to Sasuke. As he noticed me he walked towards me. I smiled and knelt down to his height. "Ready to go home?" I asked. A blonde girl quickly shielded him from me. "Who are you and what do you want with Sasuke-kun?" She asked. "What is your name?" "Angel." I smiled kindly. "You see Angel, Sasuke is my adopted son." The girl's eyes widened. "Really?" I nodded. Angel stepped to the side as Sasuke walked up. "Let's go sweetie."

Reader P.O.V
As the two left, the Sasuke Fangirls all looked at Sasuke's mother in awe. Angel looked at her and sighed. 'She looks so cool.' She thought. Then they saw the woman punch Sasuke's head while yelling "WHAT DID YA CALL ME?!" Sasuke started running and the fangirls paled. "COME BACK HERE DUCKY-CHAN!" she yelled in raged. 'She's so strong' thought the girls. Angel stared open-mouthed only one word running through her mind. 'Sensei.'
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Meow Meow!! I have updated Icha Icha!! Aaaaaaaaaand before you say "JIRAYA WOULDN'T PUBLISH MINATO AND KUSHINA'S DEATH IN PERVY BOOK!" Well he may be a different Jiraya than you imagined. Anyways, be Awesomesauce! Byessssss!