Icha Icha Paradise By Jiraya

Chapter 5: Daze of Haze

I woke up and streched my arms. I heard a banging outside my bedroom door. I dressed and cautiosly peeked out of the door. I was covered in oil and cringed. I walked out and tried to walk down the stairs but slipped and fell, a bunch of kunai knives shot at me but I managed to evade all of them. Then I was covered with a bunch of flour and got shot towards the oven. I quickly stopped midway and changed course straight into the arms of Namako. I looked where he was touching me and screamed. "PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled and kicked him in the face. "WHA- NO I WAS JUST TRYING TO KI-" I slapped him in the face a hundred times. "I-I'm sorry!" Namako whined. My face darkened into an evil glare. "Oh you will be." I said coldly. He shivered in fear.

Reader P.O.V 

Outside of the house you can hear a terrified scream and evil laughter.

*sweatdrop* I may have been too hard on him. Oops?

Namako P.O.V

I was in a full body water cast as Linoa was in the shower. I was shaking in my cast. When she finally came out of the bathroom my eyes popped out. She was obviously was dressed. But, she looked different, more.... mature. Her hair was in two ponytails and she had a raven black blouse on with a blue skirt which almost covered her black ninja shorts. She released the water jutsu and said "Alright lets go to the store! I can't wait! We'll get dumplings and pocky and ramen and-" "Yeah, yeah" I intterupted, "Lets just go!" She smiled and nodded. We put our shoes on when I noticed she had fishnet leggings on as she put on black ninja boots. I put on my sandles and off we went.

*time skip*

We were looking at different pocky flavors when Linoa got tackled by a brown blob. "LILI-CHAN!!" said a voice cheerfully. I got a question mark above my head. Linoa got up with an emotionless expression. "Yes? Whats up Rina?" She asked in fake happiness. I wondered why she was acting so weird. She smiled a very believable smile but I could tell it was fake. "Moyoyo's on a mission so you have to take care of me got it?!" Rina started sweetly but ended threateningly. I studied Linoa and Rina. Whats happening? Linoa sneered. "Why should I?" Rina smirked "Cause then I'll tell Moyoyo that you-" "Doesn't matter." Linoa said. Rina's eyes widened. Then she growled. "I'll kill you!" She yelled and attacked Linoa. Linoa looked at her with emotionless icy blue eyes. Rina stopped and looked down. Ice was on Rina's feet. Rina looked up and saw Linoa right in front of her face. "Don't ever threaten me Rina." she said. Rina gulped and nodded. Linoa looked at me. "Lets go." Rina looked at me surprised as if I was too good looking to know Linoa. I nodded and we left the market.

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So yeah have fun with reading this weird book. Don't complain bout stuff cause thats how its gonna be. See ya.