So this is a very funny SHORT comedy I'm going to write! It was suggested by
Venus: Moi!
Yep..... so anyways this is only going to be about 3 or 5 chapters long so enjoy!
Edit: Hehe...yeaaaah, WAY bigger than 3-5 chapters! Sooo have fun guys!
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I am Linoa Redama, my heart and soul belongs to the man of my dreams. A tall handsome man who is the perfect one. My soulmate.
"Lili-chan!" Rina Sagagagagagchimimi (pic of Rina) yelled. "RUN!!" Huh? Oh yeah! That man of my dreams was chasing me! "AHHH!!!!" I yelled. "FEEL THE MIGHTY WRATH OF MY BOOGY BOOGER COOTIE GIRLY!!" said Moyoyo. Oh yeah. I'm uh well, I'm 4 years old. AND KICKIN' YOUNGSTERS! So anyways I ran away from him until I bumped into a man. He was tall and scary looking. He glared at me and I shakily walked away. Then I heard Moyoyo gasp and yell "DADDY DON'T HURT LILI-CHAN!!!" I looked at him like say what now? Seriously? That dude? Right there? Your dad? Well Derp. So I ran and ran away. And then Rina came and yelled at me for touching 'her guy' like, what the heck?! She's only 4 for crying out loud she doesn't know the first thing about love! (A/N Look who's talking. Linoa: SHUT IT HAG! Random old lady: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!!!! *hits Linoa with purse* Me: Okaaaaay then... bye?) So anyways I ran to Mommy. After all, because of her job, our family was moving for a little bit, however, to continue my ninja goals, I would be training in Konohagakure for a little while during my genin training.
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Meow, sorry it was short, but don't worry, the chapters get super long later!
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Icha Icha Paradise By Jiraya
HumorHELLO LADIES!!! IT IS I, THE TOAD SAGE, JIRAYA! HERE IS MY WONDERFUL BOOK WHICH WIL CARRY YOU AWAY FROM THE MISERIES OF THIS WORLD! ICHA ICHA PARADISE!!!!!!!!
