Icha Icha Paradise By Jiraya

Chapter 12: ERMEHGERD... wat?

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Linoa P.O.V

I was walking down the street, getting some food for dinner tonight. As I was inspecting some very strange looking apples, a big shout echoed through the village. Naruto flew by with paint in his hand, Iruka and some other Chunin were right behind him. They nocked me over and I fell down, I stood back up (which was hard with the watermelon in my stomach) and was about to go full Titan on them when I felt a tug on my dress. I looked down and there was one of Ducky's fangirls. Angel, I think it was. I looked at her a noticed two things.

1. Her nose, it wasn't there!

2. SHE WAS DITCHING SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL?" I yelled at her, pointing accusingly. She shushed me quickly and explained. "NOOOOO! I would never skip school! I'm just a clone! I need to ask you something after school!" I raised an eyebrow. "Why not now?" I asked skeptically. "Because, I knew that my chakra would run out right about now!" and with that, clone girl poofed away. I smirked. 'So, not all the Sasuke fangirls are talentless, only a ninja with a steady control of their chakra would be able to estimate so accurately about the amount of their chakra.' I decided to accept her offer and went back to shopping for my family. Soon, it was time to pick up Ducky-chan from his school. I walked over to the school and arrived just in time for the bell to ring. A tsunami of kids roared past me. All of them yelling and laughing. I smiled and then I saw Sasuke. I noticed that the only people surrounding him were a bunch of girls and a certain whiskered blonde rival of his. I suddenly saw things with a newer perspective. My Sasuke, he had no true friends except me and Namako. I got teary-eyed but wiped them away when he saw me. He ran over to me and took the groceries from my hands. "Mom! You know you shouldn't be lifting heavy things!" he said worriedly. I sighed. "Ducky-chan I think you're more worried about me than your father and he's the one who put this thing in my stomach!" He made a face. "Ew, Mom, I do NOT need to know about your relationship with dad!" I was stunned. "OH HECK NO LITTLE DUCK FACE! YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! Now, I want you to go home with those groceries okay? I need to talk to the teacher about, uhhhhh, your achievements..?" I said. Sasuke took the groceries and smirked narcissistically while making his way home. I rolled my eyes and waited for Angel. When she finally came out of the school, she was swarmed by girls and guys. When she caught sight of me she immediately ran over and pulled me away from the crowd. She created a clone to lose the kids and pulled me into an alleyway. I crossed my arms. "I'm guessing you didn't want to ask me to brunch?" I said. She smiled sheepishly. "Sorry, but can I ask you something?" I nodded. "Can you be my sensei?" she asked hopefully. My eyes widened. "W-WHAT??? ME? B-But I'm so uh..." I stumbled over my words a little. "Strong? An Anbu?" she said. "How do you know about me." I asked cautiously. "Sasuke, he can't stop talking about you and your husband." she answered. 'That little twerp doesn't know how dangerous it is to talk about me!' "Uhh, ma'am?" Angel said, snapping me out of my thoughts. "What?" "Your answer?" she questioned. "I'll think about it." I said. She pouted. "Any chance you could maybe answer sooner?" she asked hopefully. I chuckled. "I'm sorry but I can't train someone who's not observant enough to see that I've gone into labor." I said. Her eyes widened and she finally noticed that I had been breathing very funny after we started talking. "OH MY GOD! WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL! SUMMONING JUTSU!" she yelled. A cloud poofed and a big dog arrived from the smoke. Angel helped me get on and away to the hospital we went. It took us almost 20 minutes to get there and when we arrived the doctors wheeled me away to a room and laid me down on the bed. I heard them calling Akihiko and Sasuke through the phone. I chuckled at the thought of my husband running around and screaming at Sasuke to get the onesie for my baby.

~7 painful hours later~

I was holding my baby girl in my arms, Akihiko and Sasuke flittering about, getting water and other things for me. "Namako, come here." I said. He ran over. "What is it?" he asked worriedly, not caring that I used his old name. "What should we name her?" I asked. Sasuke came over. "She's my sister, I get a say in this too!" he reminded us. Akihiko chuckled. "Well, what do you think we should name her Sasuke?" he asked. Sasuke grinned and whispered her name in my ear. I laughed and nodded. "Sure. Why not. Welcome to the world, Amaterasu."

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