Hell's Force of Nature (Helltaker Harem X Scout Male Reader)

Lust and a Horny Demon.

"You mean that the two of us are in hell?" You shouted. "How could this happen? I was in town just a minute ago!" 

The stranger rubbed the back of his neck, clearly embarrassed about this turn of events.

"Look, um, would you like me to help you get out of here?" The stranger asked.

"I don't know, why are you here?" You asked, hyperventilating from fear.

"To... get a harem of demon girls, can.. can you help me?''  The stranger asked.

You took off your hat and flung it to the ground in anger and shock.

''Just my luck. I happen to have the worst job  in the whole world, when it rains it pours like no tomorrow, I always get absolutely soaked, and now I get dragged to literal hell!" You yelled in fury. ''Because you want a harem? Are those even legal nowadays in the states?''You asked.

You pinched the bridge of your nose and looked at the ground, the blood red sand below your feet.

''Alright big man, you want a harem? Let's get you a harem. If we happen to find any demons which for the love of god I hope we don't, let me do the talking, deal?'' You held out your hand.

''Deal.'' The stranger said, shaking you hand firmly. Above the two of you, thunder boomed the second you both sshook hands, causing the two of you to look at the sky.

''Proabbly should not have done that.'' you said.

''Yeah, lets not do that again.'' The man said.

And so the two of you set off on an adventure, you in a black suit and the man in a white suit, if anyone civilized saw you, they would possibly mistake the two of you for lost finely dressed door to door salesmen. You hadn't realized it, but the two of you looked like Timon and Pumba, or Junkrat and Roadhog, or Han Solo and Chewbacca. The two of you walked in silence for a while, feeling the crimson  sand crunch underneath your shoes and hearing the sand grind against your sole. It was a bit before you struck up conversation.

''So, whats your name?'' You asked.

''I'd rather not divulge that as of now, but you may call me taker.'' He said.

''Why taker?'' You asked again, making sure not to slip on the sand.

''Because if we make it out of hell with the hellish waifus, You and I would be known as Helltakers.'' 

''Hellish waifus? Look, how do you even know that these demons are even girls? These might look like demons from Doom Eternal for all we know!'' You said.

'' I had a dream, I know that they are girls, cute ones to.'' He said.

''But why go to hell? Isn't that a bit extreme I mean, it aint gonna be easy, after all, we could die!'' You said.

''When demon girls are involved, no price is high enough.'' He said.

''Yeesh, at least I know what mentality you wake up with.'' You said, trudging along.

A sudden sound alerted you and you shushed your traveling companion. You entered a canyon and sounds bounced off the walls. You walked forward and the sounds got lounder and louder, but the sounds sounded feminine and high pitched, sort of like moans. You peeked around the corner and saw:

''What the fu-'' You said. 

It was a woman, an extremely cute one at that so your friend was right after all, she was naked from the waist down and- 

WAIT, HOLD THE PHONE! We can't have the readers just go ahead and read this blindly! This chapter will contain information, rationaliztion, and masturbation!
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So we have to put a warning for the readers!
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Oh, carry on then, but don't say I didn't warn you! 

It was a woman, an extremely cute one at that so Taker was right after all, she was naked from the waist down and was fingering herself. She was smartly dressed, much like you and Taker were, but she had no pants on and was jerking off. It seemed like she was very aroused because there was a large puddle of liquid pooling around her feet which made you wonder how long she had been there. She contiuned for a couple of minutes before stopping suddenly. She huffed in frustration and cleaned herself up and putting her pants back on, giving you a good look at her smooth, silky white backside. You turned away politely (Despite literally watching her jack off a second ago) to see your travel companion was still watching and had a bloody nose.

''Dude, your nose!'' You hissed.

Taker noticed and took a hankerchief out of his pocket and dabbed at the blood and you turned around once more.

The woman was fully clothed and was sulking on top of a boulder.

''I need just some kind of release, I need somebody down here, I need...'' The woman muttered.

You desperately wanted to leave whereas Taker wanted nothing more than to meet her,  The two of you had  dirty look contest, but seeing as Taker was the better dirty look giver, you lost and you sighed.

You stood up and walked around the corner.

''Uh excuse me, ma'am?'' You asked.

The lady whirled around to face in your direction.

''Hello, see, me and my travel companion were a bit lost and we were-OOF!''

The lady had crossed the distance between you and the boulder at breakneck speed and slammed you against the canyon wall, her breasts squished up against your chest.

''You and me, now.'' The woman said, she clutched your shoulders and began to lock lips with you. Up close, you noticed that the woman had hearts in her eyes, beautiful, but you were in the process of being raped! No matter how much you fought, you couldn't get out of her hold and she constantly tried to gain entry to your mouth, her tongue scabbled desperately against your lips and her fingers scrabbling at the button on your pants, and you were frantically waving your arms, trying to get Taker's attention.

The sumbitch was silently laughing his ass off behind the corner you were behind a minute ago, but after a while, he wiped his eyes and walked towards you two.

''Hello there.'' The musclebound man said and the demon lady stoped kissing you to turn around. Upon seeing the large man, she grinned in crazy excitement.

''Oh my goodness, a threesome? Why, I have only dreamed of this!''The woman said, temporarily letting go of your shoulders which you used to scamper out of her grasp.

''No thanks, too busy gathering girls.'' He said.

The woman, shocked, fully turned around to see the two of you. 

''A demon harem? You poor fools, they will rip you to shreds, and I have to see this!'' 

''He's the one that wants the harem, I'm just helping him lady.'' You said. 

''Modeus.'' She said.

''Huh?''

''Modeus the lustful demon, thats my name.'' She said.

Well that explains why she was so desperate to get into your pants. You thought to yourself.

The woman latched onto Takers arm, seemingly, you had succeeded in persauding her. Would it really be as easy persauding others though? You and Taker shrugged, well, Taker tried to shrug, but Modeus was currently nuzzling her face against his arm.

With directions from Modeus, the three of you set off once again, further down the canyon this time. A slight feeling of unease was around you as you couldn't help but feel as thogh someone was watching you.....

A/N
(Yeah, I know that technially Pandemonica is first, but I thought that this would be best for a start. Anyway, WrittenMann, out)

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