Hell's Force of Nature (Helltaker Harem X Scout Male Reader)

Headaches and Heroism

You knew it was gonna be a bad day when you woke up with a pounding headache.

You knew it was going to be a bad day when everyone was having a screaming match downstairs.

And you definitely knew it was going to be a terrible day when Judgment herself woke you up.

Shaking you awake, judgment had her hand grasping your arm.

"Mortal, the sun has risen, and so will you." Judgment said firmly.

"Huh-wha?" You mumbled wearily.

"Have you not heard what I said? Get up now!" Judgment shouted, ripping the covers off your bed.

"Gaaah! What da hell?! Jesus!" You also shouted. You fell off the bed from the amount of force she had used and hit your head.

WHAM

"Oww. That fucking hurts!" You said, clutching your melon.

Judgment seemed shocked over what just happened but composed herself.

"Apologies, mortal, but everyone is in turmoil, I was hoping you could resolve the argument." She said lifting you up from the ground.

"Ow...my head." You moaned.

It felt like Rob Zombie was using as a drum set, pounding and thundering, and you rubbed your temples in pain.

Judgment gave you some space so you could get dressed, and your headache wasn't getting any better.

"Maybe a cold shower will help." You sighed, your body aching, which was strange. You went to bed early last night.

The shower did not help, if anything, you felt as though you were freezing.

Nevertheless, you stumbled downstairs in your bathrobe, and Judgment met you at the foot of the stairs.

"20 minutes and all you did was put on a bathrobe?" She asked.

"I just took a shower."

"You look pale."

"It was a cold one." You said, exasperated.

She relented and pointed towards the living room.

"They've been at it for an hour now, Melina and Taker are arguing about a video game? I'm unsure of the topic." She stated.

"That's it? Oh, those mother fuckers." You growled.

You staggered over to the living room where, true to judgments word, Melina and Taker were at each other's throats.

"I KNOW YOU FUCKING TOOK MY COPY OF CALL OF HEROISM! GIVE IT BACK OR I'LL RIP YOUR DICK OFF!" Malina screamed in anger.

"I DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR SHIT, SO DON'T GET IN MY FACE ABOUT IT!" Taker bellowed.

"EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!" You hollered, though the very action made your head throb, and your vision go blurry. You closed your eyes and gathered yourself.

"Just what the fuck is going on now?" You said irritably now that everyone had quieted down.

"I was going to play some Call of Heroism when I noticed it wasn't on my game shelf, I have that thing alphabetically organized! Taker here won't admit he stole it, he's jealous I got the platinum edition!" Malina muttered.

"Did not, I don't even like COH, I prefer MILF Swimsuit Simulator 2024!" Taker retorted.

"First off, shut the fuck up, both of you, Malina, you probably misplaced it again, Taker, you're a huge perv. Now everyone, quit arguing." You said, wincing in pain from your headache.