The Satan Baby Project

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Gru sits in the back of Evil Tech class, his eyes glued on his textbook. He tried his to stay focussed on his studies but he couldn't keep his thoughts on school. Gru could never focuss in this class, not when Megamind was there. Megamind sat right in front of Gru, but never even bothered to look back at him. Every class Gru would look longingly at Megamind's big blue sexy head as Megamind giggled with his best friend, Minion.

"Ok class" Mr. Sangwoo got everyone in the class's attention, even Gru's, which was rare. "Today we will be starting the annual Satan Baby Project"

Everyone in the room gasped. Every year the seniors at Vile High had to do the Satan Baby Project, it was infamous for being the hardest project of the year. It's worth 70 percent of their final grade for the class and causes a lot of students to fail.

"Today we will begin to pass out babies and picking partners." Continued Mr. Sangwoo. "But first I'll have to tell you guys the rules of the project, wait actually" Sangwoo checked his watch quickly. "I need to meet a lil twink boy in a closet to practice kinky knife play, I'll just quickly put the rules on the board:

1. All students much get a partner and one robotic baby.
2. The pair must inflict the baby with as much trauma as possible, causing it to be as evil as possible.
3. Must turn in the most traumatized satan baby by the end of the month.

After writing this, Sangwoo rushes out of the room leaving the kids alone to discuss.

"It honestly doesn't seem that hard" Gru hears Megamind yawn to minion. Gru began blushing. While Megamind was effortlessly sexy, the thing that made Gru's lil pp go boing was his intellect. He would be the perfect partner for the project. Wait who was Gru going to partner with. He quickly looked around the room at all the friends and couples pairing up. His eyes quickly filled with tears and his head fell.

"Well Mr. Sangwoo will just pair me with some other loser who also wasn't cool enough to get a partner. Or even worse he'd be thrown into a group with two best friends who completely ignore me" he thought, a single tear falling down his face.

He didn't know why he was so upset, every time there was a group project this always happened. Gru should've been used to it by now.

Just as Gru thought he was about to sob, Mr. Sangwoo strolled into the room. His hair disheveled and un buttoned shirt. All the students looked up at him in confusion. He looked back at them all just as confused. Mr. Sangwoo looked around the room at all the kids in pairs.

"Guys," He sat at his desk and put on his glasses. "You know your partners are randomly assigned"

The entire room groaned and this agony made Sangwoo chuckle. Gru's tears immediately cleared and a big smile grew on his face.

"Ok well, let's do this reverse alphabetically"

Sangwoo grabbed a clip board and began calling names and instructing the student to come to the front of the class and pick a name of another student from a hat. The second kid would then come to the front of the room and the two would be partners then receive their robo baby.

Every time someone would pick a name out of the hat Gru would began to sweat. He would cross his fingers and internally beg them not to get pick Megaminds name. Now it was Megaminds turn. Now Gru sweat multiplied. Partly because how horny Megamind made him but also because he was praying by some grace Megamind would somehow read that card and say Gru. Megamind walked to the front of the class, stirred his leather glove in the hat. Gru was sure his face was white at this point. Megaminds hand grabbed a slip of paper, he unfolded it and read, "Lord Farquad."

Gru's heart dropped. How could he had been so stupid, how could he seriously believed that he was that lucky. He'd never been gifted by fate before, did he think that would change now. He couldn't cry, Megamind would surely see him. Gru looked up longingly at his almost love. Megamind's face was bright red with a little smirk. His eyes glued on Farquad. Gru laid his head on his desk so nobody w could 

"Sorry" Sangwoo said adjusting his glasses, "Lord Farquad already got picked by Dr. Robotnik."

Megamind frowned a bit then put his hand back in the hat. He picked up a new paper and opened it. His face contorted a bit in confusion.  before he read the name.

"Felonius Gru??"

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