《Kamen Rider XenoBlade 2》 [Xenoblade Chronicles 2 X Male Reader]

Chapter 1 Part 1: Where The Hell Are We?

Pupunin: "-And so Pupunin wisely ran away for dear life."

Bana: "WISE!? WHO WISE NOW!? YOU USELESS IDIOT!"

Back at the Argentum Trade Guild in the Chairman's office, Bana was seen yelling at Pupunin through a kind of Hightech TV Telephone, after Pupunin had finished retelling the events of Chapter 0's ending.

Bana: "Why can Pupunin not even die properly? WHAT IF THEY ASK BANA TO REPAY MONEY!!! Hmm???"

Pupunin: "Huh? Die!? Repay who?"

Bana: "Meh, none of your business. Anyway. Tell me where Y/n and Blade went."

Pupunin: "Y/n use Titan Submarine, took Friends and ran away. Went to south of Cycles Sea. After that, Bana know as much as Pupunin. Storm was very thick, so Pupunin-"

Bana: "Pupunin lose them, yes?"

Pupunin: "Yes, bu-"

Bana: "And then, run away like coward?"

Pupunin: "Y-Yes, bu-"

Bana: "Meh-Meh-Meh-Meh-Meh! BANA NOT WANTING FEEBLE EXCUSES OF PUPUNIN! Just get back here! You got LOT of work to do!"

Bana yelled at Pupunin, slamming his wings on the table before the Video feed of Pupunin cut off, terminating the call.

Bana: "Meh-Meh-Meh! Even pricey insurance Bana take out on Maelstrom go to waste! Still, how interesting…"

Bana said as he turned towards a nearby map of the Cloudsea showing the different titans swimming amongst the clouds.

Bana: "Heading southward from Cyclus Sea… in current season, that likely take them to Gormott."

Bana began before quickly turning to one of his necessarily underdressed worker girls.

Bana: "You, girl! Get Consul Dunhill on the line immediately!"

Underdressed Gal: "Yes sir. One moment please."

The girl then walked over to the odd TV communicates and pressed a few of the buttons, before the machine activated once again, revealing quite the odd face…

"Why, if it isn't Chairman Bana. What an unexpected pleasure. May I just say that I adore how you rebranded those broken Core Crystals, and selling them on to the dunderheads back in Mor Ardain, Absolutely Sublime!"

The new male voice spoke up, as he praised Bana with a Scottish accent.

Bana: "Bana did not call to hear Pointless Flattery! And Blabbering About Core Crystals on Unsecure Line!? Is Dunhall some kind of Idiot!? What if Indol TAP our communication!"

"O-Oh, of course. I'm very sorry!"

Bana: "Meh, Forget it. We got bigger fishies to fry."

"Oh? What's going on?"