《Kamen Rider XenoBlade 2》 [Xenoblade Chronicles 2 X Male Reader]

Chapter 1 Part 7: Cat Retrieved!

Ardainian Soldier 1: "Hmm…"

Ardainian Soldier 2: "What's wrong, Hundin?"

Hundin: "Oh, Kenneth. It's nothing… I just had this weird dream is all.

Kenneth: "Weird dream? Weird how?"

Inside the Titan battleship's Engine Room, two Ardainin Soldiers were seen standing infront of one of the boilers, talking amongst themselves.

Hundin: "Well, first I was this super loud guy who laughed like a Super Villain and was super good at fighting! And I didn't have the Aptitude to be a driver, but still became some weird hybrid undead thing somehow?"

Kenneth: "Pff- man, You've been reading too many comic books!"

Y/n: "Yo. Just walkin by, no need to turn around."

Hundin: "Gotcha."

Kenneth: "Wasn't planning on it."

Hundin: "Anyway, then I found the Legendary Aegis Blade, and it turned out to be this super awkward girl, she could barely hold a conversation for the life of her."

Kenneth: "Do you really think a Blade that legendary would be so inept? The Aegis would probably be the best at everything she does, no problem and be super nice!"

Hundin: ".... That sounds kinda boring."

Pyra: "H-Hello there! J-Just another soldier sneaking past behind you! N-Not Sneaking! Just walking! Yes! Walking! Isn't walking great! And so is not turning around, R-Right?"

Kenneth: "Yup."

Hundin: "You know it."

Pyra: "I MEAN-... H-Huh? Wait you mean that worke-"

Dromarch: "Excuse us gentlemen. We must be going. Big things, no need to turn around."

Pyra in distance: "How did that work!?!?"

Hundin: "Then we met this Cool Nopon who, get this, made his own artificial Blade! Although… it accidently turned into some Weird Crazy Death Machine…"

Kenneth: "A Nopon making a Robot Blade? That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!"

Poppi: "POPPPIII!!! PUNC-"

*TACKLE*

Poppi: "Wha?"

Tora: "Mehheheheheh! E-Excuse us! Just walking past! Mehehehehehehe!"

Poppi: "WWWWHHHHAAAA!!!! BUT POPPI WANNA FIGHT!!!!"

Kenneth: "Seriously dude. You've gotta stop eating Gogal Burgers before bed. Shit fucks with your head."

Hundin: "I know…."

At the other side of the engine room, away from The two soldiers' conversation, our heroes were seen in the other room happily gathered, the group easily “sneaking” through the room, simply walking past the Soldiers’ behind. Y/n had a look of pride, his fists on his hips while Pyra looked extremely confused…

Y/n: “WHA! HA! HA! HA! HAAA!!! My plan worked perfectly!”

Pyra: “I-I don’t understand… H-How did that work? We just walked behind them, Trained soldiers! W-We even talked to them and they didn’t even try to turn around… T-That was all it took to catch us and they didn’t do it. Seriously, how did that plan work!?”