together, jessica and mommy went to a diner on the first floor, next to where harry styles got killed.
in fact, the body was still there bc ppl had made a monument of it. It was thought that harry styles body was too holy to be touched by mortals. at one point 1d came to the body and sang to it. they each kissed the cheeks of harry styles, saying goodbye to their fwend.
"i wish someone would kiss me on the cheek," jessica told herself, but chungie heard. Her mommy came close and nibbled sa joue passionately. "Ewe not you. Gross" and chungie slapped jessica sur sa joue👽
"Stupid brat"
a hot waiter came up and asked chum guess if she was dating anybody. She said no cause she sucks. Hot waiter and chungus went on a date immediately. jessica was left alone in the diner. She sobbed.
pulling out her laptop, jessica went on tumblr, then insta. she made a surprised sound. there, she saw her dms with matteo, a guy named josh, and a weeb??? What??? oh no, she thought, what had she done!!!
out of frustration, jessica went to harry styles body and told it abt all her problems. behind her, a girl was throwing rocks at her. it was the same girl who boycotted fnaf. now, jessica thought, im angy.
jessica grabbed the stupid girl by the hair and kicked her in the shins. She kicked so hard that there was blood. jessica was rlly thirsty, like, really thirsty. she started to go for the shins but realized that she couldn't show her identity.
while this was happening, chum guess and hot waiter named ugandan knuckles got married on a beach. Mommy has two hubbies now. Aw.
1d had to cum by and break apart jessica and the stupid girl. The stupid girl wanted to keep fighting so she boycotted 1d for interrupting. Later, stupid girl confessed that she was gay for jessica, but jessica was only somewhat gay so they remained fwends.
they went back to the diner together and talked abt how hot harry styles was, and they talked abt all their familial forebodings.
at the ripe hour of 6am, mommy came back in UK's arms, in a wedding dress. jessica was really mad but UK looked nice so she forgave her.
"Whos the new friend daughter dearest?" Chugie asked, all smiley.
"This is Alex, my bff uwu"
"Aw thats cuteeeeee. This is ugandan knuckles, your step daddy. Pls dont be too emo around him. He has a son so you have a step brother. Be careful tho cause the step brother can get weird sometimes. Never do laundry around him"
"Okay mommy lets go back now, before other daddy notices."
"Other daddy?" Says UK, sussy.
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