ugandan knuckles stared rivers into his fresh bride's eyes. meticulously dripping in suspicion. i forgot the prose was supposed to be shi- my bad.
anw, chungus was seething in rage. she saw red. thats bc UK is red. but, she also saw her daughter, jessica.
"jessica, you turd!" chungus paused, debating whether to speak the next words.
jessica notices, "what do you mean to say?"
"YOU'RE ADOPTED!!!!!"
"I KNEW IT! YOU SUCK MOM!!" jessica's face would be red from anger if she was human.
Alex took jessica by the sleeve and carried her out of the diner. she took jessica to see the harry styles monument on the street.
"jessie. i love you. just as much as i loved him." and then they kissed. wait why is this a gay love story now.
"alex, i love you too. but.... i have a secret."
"i know, pumpkin," she replied, "ur having a secret love affair with matteo"
"waiT! how tf did u know that???" jessica whined into her love's ear.
"because im matteo"
OMG. thought jessica. she fainted, so alex had to carry her to her penthouse.
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"so ur already married, chungus." UK whispered mournfully.
"yeah. sry lMAO." chungus hesitated, "but, i dont love him. i only love you"
Slowly, UK took chungus' anthro hands and smooched them erotically. "as much as i love you, we need to have a break."
"cant u just be part of my harem?" chungus posed erotically, forgetting that they were still very much in a public place.
"oh bby girl. i luv u. i changed my mind. lets get married again"
so they went to the forest to get married and did things under the stars cause i keep seeing that in all the books i read. (imagine ants crawling on you oh hell naw bestie)
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meanwhile, alex stays by jessica's side in the appt. jessica is unconscious, but shes *quite* active in her dreams, with the tossinga nd turning and all.
suddenly, alex is thirsty, in more ways than one. she opens the fridge and gasps.
"JESSICA WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS??? DO YOU HAVE A BLOOD KINK??"
jessica is aroused- i mean she is awoken. both is fine ig.
"a-alex? i can ex-explain!"
alex shakes her head, rushes out of the room, and slams the appt door, screaming "NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN. FREAK!"
what jessica didnt know, though, was that alex did --in fact-- have a blood kink. she is still in denial.
jessica, in sadness, took out her chocolate icecram and binged it. did u know that dairy factories make chocolate products out of bloodied milk cause the chocolate hides the blood?
jessica had a choccie milk to numb the sadness.
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!
"WHAT WAS THAT!!! ALEX??"
the spitting image of jessica's daddy was outside the window. alex was in his arms with a knife at her throat.
"jessica, my defected daughter, i will make you pay for your sins."
the daddy that we should all fear, all despise and loathe, is none other than the tumblr sexyman bill cipher fused with the corpse of harry styles.
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a/n: ayoooo thats the end of that chapter. i had no idea what i was writing. make sure to follow, vote, and leave comments. theyre like validation. thx boo *blow kiss*
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