"mmm bby that hit the spot," harry patted his tummy after demolishing a gargantuan amount of spaghetti.
well technically it was bill patting his tummy for harry, since they were fused and all. harry felt everything bill did. you can imagine all the fun they might have with that.
ahem. anyways back to the story.
bill, after his failed attempt to capture alex alive, retreated to his base in the backrooms. there, he and harry needed to recuperate. however, they ran into one slight issue: they still had alexs body on their hands!!
"oh harry what am i to do," bill lamented, "my discord kitten scooter ankled and now i have no one to play fortnite with :,("
"dont worry, my love. ur sharp and im sure youll think of something."
"perhaps i should look at this from another angle," bill paused, "after all, i wouldnt want to waste such acute girl."
for now, bill/harry placed alex in a freezer, the one they always kept in the main room. It was fairly common for bill to crave midnight snacks.
"my ever-so-pointed dear, i did not know you had a daughter," harry finally reached the topic bill wanted to avoid. Bill opened a string cheese and peeled off a morsel. "why do you hate your watermelon sugar so?"
"i guess there's no avoiding it," bill replied, shoving the entire string cheese up- in his mouth.
Several millennia ago
"F-fluttershy- look- it's our child!" a yellow triangle addressed his wife, who had just given birth to a human child. "She's beauuutiful."
turns out, a child was just what they needed after bill cheated with harry styles; in order to repair their rocky marriage.
"b-but why is she human," fluttershy whined, hair streaked with sweat.
"you tell me, since u cheated on me with damien-"
"YOU STARTED IT! BESIDES TWILIGHT IS WAY BETTER THAN GRAVITY FALLS!!"
Bill was...
Stunned.
"Ow!-" the child had latched her baby fangs into bill's flesh. "Demon child!"
fluttershy looked at her child with a sad look in her eyes.
"Whatever happens... please dont take this out on our child."
Present-day
"i tried to be nice to her okay!!!!?? But she kept biting me and calling me zaddy." bill growled. "i couldnt stand it anymore-"
harry wished he could lurch out of bills supple flesh and embrace him.
"she also turned out... weird"
"what were you gonna do if she came with us?"
"dont tell anoyone this- but jessica has secret powers-"
"Holy watermelon sugar!!" Harry ejaculated.
bill caressed his own thigh, hoping harry would feel it: "my wish was for us to be separated in flesh again, my silly baka uwu. you must hate being stuck in geometry. my child has the power to do that."
"my watermelon sugar, i love you." harry was glad he was stuck in bills body, because he was blushing. "we should destroy the world together."
bill thought abt it for a second. Hmmmm, then it would be just me and harry. Alone. "that sounds like a wonderful plan!" bill seemed to ponder for a moment.
"whats wrong?" harry felt the silence.
"i should spare jessica for now, then."
"yes, my watermelon shugar, that would be a lovely idea."
then, they began their plans, starting with alexs body in the freezer.
Meanwhile:
"J-jessica- right there!" the onceler and jessica finally found a place to build their minecraft house together.
some time passes.
"that was wonderful, onceler," jessica smiled dopily.
they finally finished their house at 4am. it was a dirt house, but it had a basement 😱
"BTW, whats the status on X AE A-12?" jessica moaned.
"hmmmmmm" the onceler's sea-grey orbs reflected the blue light of his monitor. a faint clicking sound could be heard over the mic. "well hes currently 4 years old and hes already built a nuclear warhead. that probably counts for something."
"shit. what would it take for us to get our hands on that nuke?"
he pulled his thneeds ever so slightly closer to his gleaming body, seeking warmth and shelther from this cold world. "we would need an army."
"ARMY??? you shouldve said so sooner!" jessica opened twitter under the alias xXassblasterXx_69420 and tweeted:
ARMY #BTSSTANS #KPOP #ARMY NO ELON D*CK RIDERS ALLOWED
the tweet blew up in one second.
"my highness, you never cease to amaze me," the onceler sent 💖uwu💖wuw💖 in the chat. jessica blushed. but wait, wasnt it wrong to feel this way? after all, alex *just* died and she wasnt quite over her yet.
eh whatever lol
jessica needed that fursuit, and more importantly to witness the onceler submitting to her irl. with the nuke she could decimate her father and harry stoiles. at the same time, she could access the musky chambers and access the materials she needed. the thought of drinking elons blood made her gag, but it would be worth it in the end. as for the bathwater, she could have her auntie do that. her autie was twilight sparkle.
alas, the plan sets itself in motion.
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A/N: i listened to romantic music while writing this. hope yall enjoyed owo
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